Return to Horror High (1987)
- Starring:
- Lori Lethin, Brendan Hughes, (more)
- Director(s):
- Bill Froehlich
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
- Format(s):
- DVD
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Synopsis of Return to Horror High
In 1982, Crippen High School was the scene of a gruesome series of dismemberment murders, but the killer was never identified. Five years later, Cosmic Pictures arrives at the long-abandoned campus to make a low-budget horror movie based on the tragedy, and suddenly the terror begins anew. The police department arrives at the school to find the building and grounds covered in gore and human body parts, the remains of the unfortunate film crew. The only survivor of this new massacre is the screenwriter, Arthur (Richard Brestoff), who tries to explain the horrifying events to the authorities. The troubled production's leading lady is angered over the demeaning nature of her role, the producer and director argue over the film's lack of artistic merits, and when cast members start disappearing, everyone else assumes that they're just quitting out of disgust. Who is the culprit? Is it the school's principal, appearing as himself in the film for the sake of realism? The janitor, who hopes to parlay his cameo into a pornography career? Or maybe Steven (Brendan Hughes), who was a student at Crippen during the original murder spree and finds himself reluctantly cast as the hero? This self-referential slasher parody features George Clooney in a small part as the film's first victim, and The Brady Bunch's Maureen McCormick as a policewoman with a lust for blood and hot dogs. ~ Fred Beldin, Rovi
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 94 mins
Complete Cast of Return to Horror High
- Lori Lethin - Callie Cassidy
- Alex Rocco - Harry Sleerik
- Andy Romano - Principal Kastleman
- Al Fann - Amos
- Maureen McCormick - Officer Tyler
- George Clooney - Oliver
- Michael Kramer - Donny Porter
- Kristi Somers - Ginny McCall
- Frank Kniest - Camera Assistant
- Alison Noble - Jeanine
- Joy Heston - Becky
- Larry Spinak - Peter
- Marvin J. McIntyre - Robbie Rice
- Cliff Emmich - Dillon
- Brendan Hughes - Steven Blake
- Scott Jacoby - Josh Forbes
- Richard Brestoff - Arthur Lyman Kastleman
- Pepper Martin - Chif Deyner
- Vince Edwards - Richard Birnbaum
- Darcy de Moss - Sheri Haines
- Philip McKeon - Richard Farley
- Dexter Hamlett - Freddie
- George Fisher - Masked Figure
- John Mueller - Jimmy
- Will Etra - Mangled Face/Hatchet Face
- Remy O'Neill - Esther Molvania
- Panchito Gomez - Choo Choo
- Director(s):
- Bill Froehlich
- Writer(s):
- Greg H. Sims, Dana Escalante, Mark Lisson
- Producer(s):
- Mark Lisson
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R(Not For Children, Adult Language, Adult Situations, Violence, Graphic Violence, Nudity, Profanity)
- Categories:
- Horror
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