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Mail Order Wife (2004)

Mail Order Wife (2004)
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A movie maker unwittingly gets a bit too involved with his subjects in this darkly comic mockumentary. Andrew (Andrew Gurland) is a documentary filmmaker who wants to make a picture about modern-day mail order marriage. Andrew thinks he's found the perfect subject for his film when he meets Adrian (Adrian Martinez), a stocky snake enthusiast from Queens, NY, who earns his living as a doorman and has never had much luck with women. Adrian wants choose a bride from a professional marriage broker's agency called Paradise Girls, and Andrew agrees to foot the bill in exchange for the rights to make a movie about him. Adrian soon weds Lichi (Eugenia Yuan), an attractive Burmese woman, but Andrew is less than pleased to discover what Adrian really wants from his relationship is a woman who will feed mice to his pet python, make chili just the way he likes it, and keep the house spotless while occasionally indulging some of his odder sexual fantasies. Lichi isn't happy either, and at Andrew's urging she leaves Adrian and moves into Andrew's apartment until she decides what to do next. Andrew falls for Lichi, and before long he asks for her hand in marriage; however, her relationship with Adrian has stripped Lichi of her illusions, and she becomes a very demanding bride who loudly speaks her mind and has accumulated a large and expensive collection of pig-related nick knacks. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Adrian MartinezEugenia Yuan, (more)
Director(s):
Huck BotkoAndrew Gurland, (more)
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R
Format(s):
DVD
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Synopsis of Mail Order Wife

A movie maker unwittingly gets a bit too involved with his subjects in this darkly comic mockumentary. Andrew (Andrew Gurland) is a documentary filmmaker who wants to make a picture about modern-day mail order marriage. Andrew thinks he's found the perfect subject for his film when he meets Adrian (Adrian Martinez), a stocky snake enthusiast from Queens, NY, who earns his living as a doorman and has never had much luck with women. Adrian wants choose a bride from a professional marriage broker's agency called Paradise Girls, and Andrew agrees to foot the bill in exchange for the rights to make a movie about him. Adrian soon weds Lichi (Eugenia Yuan), an attractive Burmese woman, but Andrew is less than pleased to discover what Adrian really wants from his relationship is a woman who will feed mice to his pet python, make chili just the way he likes it, and keep the house spotless while occasionally indulging some of his odder sexual fantasies. Lichi isn't happy either, and at Andrew's urging she leaves Adrian and moves into Andrew's apartment until she decides what to do next. Andrew falls for Lichi, and before long he asks for her hand in marriage; however, her relationship with Adrian has stripped Lichi of her illusions, and she becomes a very demanding bride who loudly speaks her mind and has accumulated a large and expensive collection of pig-related nick knacks. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

Theatrical Feature Running Time:
92 mins

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Director(s):
Huck BotkoAndrew Gurland
Writer(s):
Andrew GurlandHuck Botko
Producer(s):
Andrew WeinerNina YangKendall Morgan
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R(Profanity, Strong Sexual Content, Adult Situations)
Categories:
Comedy
Warning:  This product is intended for mature audiences only. It may contain violence, sexual content, drug abuse and/or strong language. You must be 17 or older to purchase it. By ordering this item you are certifying that you are at least 17 years of age.

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James B.

I saw this film at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival last year and laughed all through it. Glad to see its been released on DVD. A great example of what indy filmmakers are able to achieve. Much better than most big studio drivel.

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Jaclyn S.

I watched this film thinking it was a true story, which it very well could have been, and was relieved to find out in the end it was just a very clever, well thought-out hoax. I found the film to go at a nice steady pace, which is usually rare for documentaries. I would definitely recommend this creative film to all my friends. It's nice to see a unique film like this where the director has put so much of himself into it.

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James B.

This movie was a waste of time. I didn't even finish it.

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