Never Too Young to Die (1986)

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In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

Starring:: John Stamos, Vanity, (more)

Director(s):: Gil Bettman

Theatrical MPAA Rating:: R

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Synopsis of Never Too Young to Die

Complete Cast of Never Too Young to Die

John Stamos - Lance Stargrove
Gene Simmons - Carruthers
Peter Kwong - Cliff
John Anderson - Arliss
Tara Buckman - Sacrificed Punkette
Patrick M. Wright
Ivar Mireles - Waitress
Randy Hall - Minkie
John Miranda - Mr. Wilder
Gene Simmons - Velvet Von Ragner

Vanity - Danja Deering
George Lazenby - Drew Stargrove
Ed Brock - Pyramid
Robert Englund - Riley
Tim Colceri - Grady
Art Payton - Minister
Jon Greene - Coach Madsen
Gary Kasper - Wrestler
Branscombe Richmond - Minkie's Partner
Curtis Taylor - Barton

Director(s):: Gil Bettman

Writer(s):: Gil Bettman, Anton Fritz, Steven Paul

Producer(s):: Steven Paul

Theatrical MPAA Rating:: R(Adult Language, Violence, Not For Children, Adult Situations, Nudity)

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