I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore (1992)
- Starring:
- Jason Alexander, Nia Peeples, (more)
- Director(s):
- Robert Marcarelli
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG
Synopsis of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
Jason Alexander stars in this sweet-natured romantic comedy, marred by some overblown stereotypes. Alexander plays shoe salesman Bernie Fishbine. Bernie is lonely and shy and ever conscious about his weight problem. He stills lives at home with his mother Sarah (Lainie Kazan) and grandpa Irving Fein (Lou Jacobi). One night, taking a bus back home, he meets Theresa Garabaldi (Nia Peeples), an attractive graduate student in psychology who works at night as a singer in her uncle's Italian restaurant. Bernie falls in love with her, and he thinks she loves him too. To make her proud of him, Bernie stops eating the chocolate kisses he purchases every day from Frieda's (Eileen Brennan) candy store and, instead, works out at a gym to lose weight. But Bernie is crestfallen to learn that Theresa is being friendly to him because she is using him as the subject of her graduate thesis entitled "The Psychological Study of an Obese Male." ~ Paul Brenner, Rovi
Complete Cast of I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore
- Jason Alexander - Bernie Fishbine
- Lainie Kazan - Sarah Fishbine
- Eileen Brennan - Frieda
- Michele Scarabelli - Connie Klinger
- Marlena Giovi - Louise Garabaldi
- Arleen Sorkin - Monica
- Al Ruscio - Uncle Dominic
- Larry Storch - Giora
- Suzan Hughes - Waitress in Health Spa
- Ken Oberheu - 1st Waiter
- Julianne Michelle - Girl in Candy Store
- Janna Levenstein - Angela Garabaldi
- Damien Klitou - Young Bernie Fishbine
- Barbara Pilavin Gelber - Grandma Garabaldi
- Robert DoQui - Fred
- Carolyn Henessey - Bowling Alley Waitress
- Benny Grant - Lenny Fishbine
- Nia Peeples - Theresa Garabaldi
- Lou Jacobi - Irving Fein
- David Bowe - Norman Fishbine
- Hilary Shepard - Ada Fishbine
- Ralph Monaco - Albert Garabaldi
- Cassie Yates - Melinda
- Lela Ivey - Alice
- David Dolph Benbow - Mark Thurston
- Jack Ong - Bowling Alley Clerk
- Candi Milo - Mother in Candy Store
- Ross McKerras - Mrs. Dill
- Michael Laskin - Melvin Fishbine
- Spencer Klein - Boy in Candy Store
- Matthias Hues - Eric
- Deborah Grant - Linda Fishbine
- Jean Speegle Howard - Elderly Woman
- Jamie Donovan - Larry
- Director(s):
- Robert Marcarelli
- Producer(s):
- Mitchel Matovich
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG(Adult Situations, Questionable for Children)
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