If You Only Knew (2000)
- Starring:
- Gabrielle Anwar, Johnathon Schaech, (more)
- Director(s):
- David Snedeker
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG13
- Format(s):
- DVD
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Synopsis of If You Only Knew
David Snedeker directs this nutty indie flick about a couple of wacky neurotic 20-something New Yorkers. After Gen-X loser Parker Concord (Jonathan Schaech) accidentally burns down his own apartment, he crashes at the pad of his womanizing buddy Jack, who lives by the credo that "New York is a dessert tray of beautiful women." Not unlike Jack Tripper in Three's Company, Parker is forced to hide his heterosexuality in order to get a really cool apartment with comely young female Sam (Alison Eastwood), who only rents to gay men. ~ Jonathan Crow, Rovi
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 110 mins
Complete Cast of If You Only Knew
- Director(s):
- David Snedeker
- Writer(s):
- Gary Goldstein, David Snedeker
- Producer(s):
- David Franco, Gary Goldstein, Joey Travolta
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG13(Questionable for Children, Sexual Situations, Adult Humor, Adult Language)
- Categories:
- Comedy
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