The young hero Dartagnan Logan Lerman and three of France's most elite warriors battle their way across Europe to save king and country from a conspiracy led by deadly assassin Milady Milla Jovovich & the Duke of Buckingham Orlando Bloom. A modern update to Alexander Dumas' classic story, The Three Musketeers is an explosive action adventure that's fun & entertaining for the whole family.
A ton of people didn't enjoy this movie, for various reasons, but I did. As apparent by my high rating. I can understand how people became upset because of the over-the-top action and lacking script. However, I enjoyed it as a lazy weekend flick I watched with friends. We all enjoyed it, actually. It was funny, action-packed, and just entertaining. Not an award worthy film, but I enjoyed it.
Some excellent F/X and really nice French architecture help this movie a lot. The men (other than the Musketeers) wear tights, high heels, and have botox lips. The women are just a little more feminine. Of course our heroes spend their day fighting dozens of swordsmen and you'll never see a drop of blood spilled even though there's a pretty high body count. The flying gunships are fun to watch.