 | Bryan N. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
Although Conquest is a terrible movie but any standard of criticism, it is, nonetheless, a fun and entertaining movie. I laughed throughout the entire movie. Conquest is about this guy who comes ... Read MoreAlthough Conquest is a terrible movie but any standard of criticism, it is, nonetheless, a fun and entertaining movie. I laughed throughout the entire movie. Conquest is about this guy who comes from "a land far away" to battle evil creatures. This guy meets up with another guy, and the two of them start battling evil creatures. Eventually, they decide to fight some evil queen, who is topless throughout the entire movie. Conquest features a hilarious assortment of villains: werewolves; talking zombies; evil twin doubles. The movie is also bathed in cheesy, 80's computer music. SO BAD IT'S GOOD! Close this ReviewWAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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 | Steven J. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
R.I.P. Lucio Fulci WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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 | Anna K. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
terrible movie. its not even worth making fun of its so bad. i only finished it because i was hoping, by the cosmic powers of all the universe, that there would be atleast one scene to make it ... Read Moreterrible movie. its not even worth making fun of its so bad. i only finished it because i was hoping, by the cosmic powers of all the universe, that there would be atleast one scene to make it worth while. sadly, it couldnt even give me that. Close this ReviewWAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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 | Danny F. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
no story line, the movie really sucked WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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 | Matt F. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
All this film really has to offer is good gore and bloodletting, and a cool 80's score. Other than that, the movie is out of focus or the sun is shining directly into the lens. Virtually no plot. ... Read MoreAll this film really has to offer is good gore and bloodletting, and a cool 80's score. Other than that, the movie is out of focus or the sun is shining directly into the lens. Virtually no plot. Veiw at own risk.-Stone Close this ReviewWAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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| April W. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
This movie was really bad. However, it is good for laughs if you want to watch it with your friends and comment. It was Mystery Science Theater 3000 quality. I think they would have had a hayday with ... Read MoreThis movie was really bad. However, it is good for laughs if you want to watch it with your friends and comment. It was Mystery Science Theater 3000 quality. I think they would have had a hayday with this movie. Close this ReviewWAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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| Lowell R. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
this movie was bad real bad they're were some gory scenes in it but you couldn't see them because it was to dark it seemed like the island they were on was on fire smoke everywhere i think it was ... Read Morethis movie was bad real bad they're were some gory scenes in it but you couldn't see them because it was to dark it seemed like the island they were on was on fire smoke everywhere i think it was supposed to be fog .it had some nudity in it but it was of the same woman pretty much and she was not much to look at anyway skip this one Close this ReviewWAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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| Brian R. |
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful
Sometimes you are in the mood for a good "sword and sorcery, kill the monsters, get the scantily clad babe, and do not even worry that there is not much plot" movie.
This was not that movie. This ... Read MoreSometimes you are in the mood for a good "sword and sorcery, kill the monsters, get the scantily clad babe, and do not even worry that there is not much plot" movie.
This was not that movie. This was a if I was drunk enough maybe I would marginally enjoy it.
Do not waste your time. Even for the eighties the acting was horrible, and the women should have stayed dressed. Close this ReviewWAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes
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