The Maiden Heist (2009) Reviews
- Starring:
- Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, (more)
- Director(s):
- Peter Hewitt
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG13
My RatingAverage Ratings
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful OK, this was no masterpiece but was clearly a decent family film to watch together.
All the actors were certainly past their prime but gave good performances nevertheless.
The plot was no The ... Read More OK, this was no masterpiece but was clearly a decent family film to watch together.
All the actors were certainly past their prime but gave good performances nevertheless.
The plot was no The Italian Job but kept you guessing what the incompetent thieves
were going to do next. An all around enjoyable film. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful This was a funny movie. A bit slow in the beginning, but I enjoyed watching it. Morgan, Chris, and Will worked well together, and I've always loved Marcia. It had a few scary moments as I was ... Read More This was a funny movie. A bit slow in the beginning, but I enjoyed watching it. Morgan, Chris, and Will worked well together, and I've always loved Marcia. It had a few scary moments as I was rooting for them to get away with it. It would have been a good family movie had it not been for the the few nude scenes by Will. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful I really wish that they would have shown more of William H Macy's butt during this ridiculous movie. I realize that this is not his first time "out" there, literally. Honestly, the humor factor was ... Read More I really wish that they would have shown more of William H Macy's butt during this ridiculous movie. I realize that this is not his first time "out" there, literally. Honestly, the humor factor was lost after the 6th time showing his naked butt! As a mother of young children I see enough butts during a typical day without having to see more during a movie. Don't bother renting this one, unless you are truly cracked! Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful This is a movie that started nowhere and continued to go nowhere. The big name actors in this film, do not help it any. This movie is what it appears, but worse. Three old men who are obsessed with ... Read More This is a movie that started nowhere and continued to go nowhere. The big name actors in this film, do not help it any. This movie is what it appears, but worse. Three old men who are obsessed with artwork. That is it. After realizing that it was not improving after 1 hour of watching this movie, we ultimately turned it off. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful It amazes me how such great actors can make such bad movies. I rented this off the shelf without ever having seen a preview. I assummed with such awesome actors that the movie had to be awesome as ... Read More It amazes me how such great actors can make such bad movies. I rented this off the shelf without ever having seen a preview. I assummed with such awesome actors that the movie had to be awesome as well. Boy was I wrong. This movie was so slow at times that it was painful. I was tempted to turn it off, but I kept hoping it would get better. No, it didn't. I was very disappointed in this film. Don't waste your money or your time! Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful With 3 of my favorite actors in it, how could this not be good? It is good. The acting and character development is superb. Not a huge stretch for any of these actors, but a fun movie to watch. This ... Read More With 3 of my favorite actors in it, how could this not be good? It is good. The acting and character development is superb. Not a huge stretch for any of these actors, but a fun movie to watch. This wont win any oscars but, I recommend it for the mature audience that appreciates fine understated acting. Look elsewhere if you want mindless violence and sex. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 4 people found this review helpful Do not waste your time on this film. Morgan Freeman & William H. Macey deserve better writing than this. But I guess it was their decision to take the job and make the movie. Christopher Walken on ... Read More Do not waste your time on this film. Morgan Freeman & William H. Macey deserve better writing than this. But I guess it was their decision to take the job and make the movie. Christopher Walken on the other hand is just pain flat out creepy anyway. He seems to have a strange way about him and this Very SLOW - BORING - Movie was right down his alley. I didnt think Ewe, Yuck! When I was watching it. I was thinking WHY WHY WHY??? And wondering if there was a way I could get my money back. No one can replace my time, but the movie company should be responsible enough to realize a mistake was made in making this movie and then putting it out there for the public to see. I think that they owe me what I paid in rental fees! Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No |
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