The Last Mistress (2007) Reviews

So we have an aristocrat who was fascinated with a woman, grew apart, and fell in love with another woman, but he couldn't stay with her, either. I was expecting more, but the movie didn't come through well.
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when i first saw the trailer i was really excited about seeing the movie. but i was disappointed about half way through, there almost seemed like it would never end. It was also hard for me to believe that he was a thirty something year old man that hadn't grown up whats so ever. i would have been happy with the ending if they had ended the movie when he married his betrothed ...also it seemed like some of the scenes just seemed long and boring. and lets not forget the love scenes which to me lacked passion and the obsession that you would think would consume the main male character of the film for him to continue to go back to his mistress. but maybe the love scenes were suppose to be passionless and dull. bottom line: you will find your self fast forwarding through some parts and parts dozing off and on through out the movie.
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I like a lot of foreign movies and I'm not uptight. Having said that, this movie was uninteresting, charmless and tasteless. Stop here to avoid spoilers. It features the mistress eating (not licking or lapping even) blood off the chest of her lover who has been wounded in a duel. It also shows the same two lovers naked, screwing next to what is supposed to be their daughter's funeral pyre. If you want to watch second-rate actors try to pull this stuff off, rent it. If the trailer is what made you interested, don't. It really doesn't have any redeeming qualities.
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