Witless Protection (2008) Reviews

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Starring:
Larry the Cable GuyIvana Milicevic, (more)
Director(s):
Charles Robert Carner
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
PG13
Category:
Comedy
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Thomas B.

THIS IS MY OPINION,LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS KICKING BUTT IN THIS MOVIE TOO AND ALSO I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY FUNNY TOO. I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT WAS JENNY MCARTHY WAS IN THISMOVIE,SHE WAS VERY CUTE ...
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THIS IS MY OPINION,LARRY THE CABLE GUY IS KICKING BUTT IN THIS MOVIE TOO AND ALSO I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY FUNNY TOO. I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT WAS JENNY MCARTHY WAS IN THISMOVIE,SHE WAS VERY CUTE AND I DIDN'T THINK SHE DYE HER HAIR.BECAUSE IT WAS BLOND BEFORE SHE DID THIS MOVIE,I THINK OR SHE DID IT FOR THIS MOVIE,BUT SHE CUTE ANYWAY, I SAW THIS MOVIE LAST NIGHT AT THE HOLLYWOOD THEATER IN JACKSONVILLE,FL Thursday,Feburary 28,2008.
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Andrea P.

A couple of laughable moments, otherwise we couldn't wait for it to be over. We love Larry, but overall, it was just so-so.

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Phil and Sue D.

liked this movie in spite of pre-concieved notion that it would stink. Found it funny, reasonably clean, enjoyed it

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Dean A.

If you are a guy, you will laugh through most of the movie. You will also cheer when the bad guys get their dues. It is just 90 minutes of entertainment.

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Peter T.

Dumb Dumb Dumb, but hey, someone paid Larry the Cable Guy to make this piece of trash, I just paid to watch it, well at least the first 25 minutes of it, which was all I could stand. That was long ...
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Dumb Dumb Dumb, but hey, someone paid Larry the Cable Guy to make this piece of trash, I just paid to watch it, well at least the first 25 minutes of it, which was all I could stand. That was long enough to realize that he's playing a deputy, not a sherrif, that his character is dumber than a stump, and that the "Jessica Simpson" lookalike had a really, really bad die job.
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David R.

Terrible! I generally like silly comedy (among other genres) and I was looking forward to some lighthearted laughs when I picked this up. I had seen Delta Farce and Employee of the Month before, ...
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Terrible! I generally like silly comedy (among other genres) and I was looking forward to some lighthearted laughs when I picked this up. I had seen Delta Farce and Employee of the Month before, which I thought were funny. This one, although it stars Larry and Jenny, is awful. I cannot vouch for the whole film because I only made it through about half way before I turned it off in disgust. Stilted, lame, stereotypical, cliche, boring, nonsensical & dumb are all adjectives I would apply here.
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Gregory B.

I was a bit concerned my wife would hop up for a bath a few minutes into the film. Surprisingly, though, she sat through it all and laughed a heckuva lot more than I expected. In this recent trend of ...
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I was a bit concerned my wife would hop up for a bath a few minutes into the film. Surprisingly, though, she sat through it all and laughed a heckuva lot more than I expected. In this recent trend of films with over-acting, over-directing or "let me think for 10 minutes so I can understand how that was funny" content...this film shines as a return to a slapstick, cosby-gone-country-esque style. Although a phsyics degree is unnecessary, the quick-tongued wit was over-flowing and kept it a step above "typical". Larry is genuine and, as usual, draws a chuckle from me.
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BIGDAWG

I don't care who ya are that's funny right there. Larry is one you eather get or go home. If you can't get the humor no one is able to explain it to you. I love this guy. Get er done!

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Sonya and joseph Y.

this movie was great for me. all the scense wrer moving. very touching in a way.

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SCOTT F.

I HATE THIS FAT TRAILER PARKER! I WISH THAT HE WOULD JUST GO HOME AND EAT A CAN OF SARDINES. IF YOU LIKED THIS MOVIE THEN YOUR FAT AS WELL!

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