Mutant Chronicles (2008) Reviews
- Starring:
- Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman, (more)
- Director(s):
- Simon Hunter
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
- Category:
- Sci-Fi & Fantasy
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5 out of 6 people found this review helpful I worked on the original concept for this. First thirty minutes are pretty dead on where we were going. after that, man I don't know what happened. Looks like too many rewrites fouled this, plus the ... Read More I worked on the original concept for this. First thirty minutes are pretty dead on where we were going. after that, man I don't know what happened. Looks like too many rewrites fouled this, plus the bad one size fits all zombie machine was never suppose to be like that. Each person was a --ah well never mind. wish this had come out better Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful Concept very intriguing, yet the individual actor story lines were completely unbelievable and somewhat stupid- really; Although I though the underlying story was superb! just lost the punch and my ... Read More Concept very intriguing, yet the individual actor story lines were completely unbelievable and somewhat stupid- really; Although I though the underlying story was superb! just lost the punch and my interest.... Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 2 people found this review helpful When this movie started, and for about the first 30 minutes, it reminded me of a couple different Sci-Fi movies. It was like a mix of Aliens movies. At least thats what it reminded me of. Not that ... Read More When this movie started, and for about the first 30 minutes, it reminded me of a couple different Sci-Fi movies. It was like a mix of Aliens movies. At least thats what it reminded me of. Not that it has anything like the Aliens in it. But just how the action played out, and some of the screen shots. The acting was ok to good at times. The blood and gore was pretty decent. Especially since the mutants only killed human with head shots. This was a pretty good one-time see. I wouldn't purchase for my DVD or Blu-Ray collection though. Just good for a Sci-Fi craving. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 1 people found this review helpful This flick had a great look and feel, but ultimately it was a ruin-of-the-mill quest story featuring seriously superficial stock characters that were really hard to care about very much. You could ... Read More This flick had a great look and feel, but ultimately it was a ruin-of-the-mill quest story featuring seriously superficial stock characters that were really hard to care about very much. You could watch it with the sound off and not miss anything. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 3 people found this review helpful I LOVE Devon Aoki! So seeing her in this Movie was really awesome, except for the fact that the Movie is filmed so Dark you can't hardly see anything really, this one is a touch TOO Dark. And I would ... Read More I LOVE Devon Aoki! So seeing her in this Movie was really awesome, except for the fact that the Movie is filmed so Dark you can't hardly see anything really, this one is a touch TOO Dark. And I would have either had Devon Aoki in a Deep V outfit or had her shirt ripped up in the journey somewhere. :)
That's just me I guess. :) Also Devon can do Martial Arts type moves really good, I would have had her kicking a whole lot more butt in this Movie. But again that's just me I guess. This Movie is good to kill an hour and a half, but it almost seems a touch boring at times. The bad Guys are not intelligently written, their primary weapon is a huge Claw on one hand. So they are like Zombies with one huge claw on one hand. Flying Machines powered by Steam? And a Machine makes the Mutants? Lots of Blood and Guts, No Sex Scenes, no Nudity, kind of like a Republican. :) Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
2 out of 5 people found this review helpful Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane...Thought it would be ok, but it was horrible...horrible...horrible...WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 2 people found this review helpful what...is....this suppossed...to be?? Are the special effect this bad for, "effect"?! I love sci-fi, I love Perlmen, I love Malkovich; what could go wrong?? EVERYTHING. I couldnt make it thru this ... Read More what...is....this suppossed...to be?? Are the special effect this bad for, "effect"?! I love sci-fi, I love Perlmen, I love Malkovich; what could go wrong?? EVERYTHING. I couldnt make it thru this crap session. Had to turn it off. HAD TO!! "Battlefield Earth" material here. RAZZIE, here we come. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No |
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