Shockwave (2005) Reviews

This is so laughable,the not so special effects was flat out HORRIBLE, the acting was some of the worst, we just kept watching it to see how much worse this could get, and I would have perfered to watch tennis than this crap shoot just don't waste your queue space w/ this junk....Enjoy.
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Ths is a good Saturday afternoon, not much to do movie. A few facts: The description shows "Navy Seals" dispatched to destroy the robots. The People sent were actually Army Infantry. I noted the Ranks of Major, and Captain. Navy Captains are full bird officers, and the man in this movie called Captain wore double bars, denoting an Army, Air Force, or Marine Corps Captain. They all wore the crossed rifles of Army Infantry. Not a big deal, i am sure, but it got me as a Navy Vet.
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To coin the famous physicist, Wolfgang Pauli, when commenting on another person's work...."It's not even wrong". This movie stinks so bad it could be used as skunk repellent. These killer robots contain "all the latest weapons known to science", including a.....well....its a saw blade launcher which cuts people's heads off. Yeah. My reaction exactly. The SEAL team displays the intelligence of a dead fish, and absolutely no tactical skills. They have already been briefed that the robots have armor that is impervious to conventional weapons. Yet the entire team dies, one by one, as they run out into the open, stand flat footed right in the front of the robots, and shoot them with M16's. And then comes the part when the robots capture a human scientist and perform complex neurosurgery on him (part of their programming?) and turn him into a cyborg. And these are all the GOOD parts of the movie. It gets worse.
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