The Hamiltons (2006) Reviews
- Starring:
- Cory Knauf, Samuel Child, (more)
- Director(s):
- Butcher Brothers
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
- Category:
- Horror
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12 out of 15 people found this review helpful This was a strange movie about a strange family with something to hide. I like it cause it was different than you straight up slasher film it had a built up. Good storyline, good acting and good ... Read More This was a strange movie about a strange family with something to hide. I like it cause it was different than you straight up slasher film it had a built up. Good storyline, good acting and good directing...a creepy rental. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful It was different, that's for sure. If you've come looking for a straight-on horror movie, you're better off looking somewhere else. This movie is more horror only in its tone and the occasional ... Read More It was different, that's for sure. If you've come looking for a straight-on horror movie, you're better off looking somewhere else. This movie is more horror only in its tone and the occasional "hard-to-watch" scene. These aren't common in this movie, however, and the ending is very good to those who understand the things Francis says. "We're different...born not made. It's different than in the movies." While ironic that it's a movie itself, what he's talking about is often stereotyped badly. Here they are shown for what they are in real life: normal people on the outside and nothing beyond that. Again, if you're looking for a real horror movie, go look elsewhere. This is a horror movie only for those with open minds. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 2 people found this review helpful They say these don't make it because they're "too much" for the public...but in this case, it would have never made it because it's awful. The script is bad, the gore is terrible, and the acting is ... Read More They say these don't make it because they're "too much" for the public...but in this case, it would have never made it because it's awful. The script is bad, the gore is terrible, and the acting is below par. This would never have made it on it's own. And it has one of the worst endings ever.
If this had been a 15 minute indy movie...it would've been exactly what I expected. But for an hour and a half theater release...irredeemable. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
7 out of 12 people found this review helpful this film was so retarded that i almost do not want to watch the others in the collection. I can't believe they would even call this a movie to die for !! i almost died from boredom and sleepiness ... Read More this film was so retarded that i almost do not want to watch the others in the collection. I can't believe they would even call this a movie to die for !! i almost died from boredom and sleepiness watching this crap ..... cant forget the ending was even worse !! do not waste your time or money , go play a board game instead. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
16 out of 27 people found this review helpful O.K. This "horror" / B porn movie was kept from the public cause it was too..............boring?........non-horrific........stupid.......O.K. I am at a loss for words. It had the potential to be ... Read More O.K. This "horror" / B porn movie was kept from the public cause it was too..............boring?........non-horrific........stupid.......O.K. I am at a loss for words. It had the potential to be reallllly good but was just down right boring. TOO SLOW! The gore seens were short and were not at all gory! The "creature" was a huge let down, you will see what I mean if you can keep your eyes open long enough. The best gore is on the cover!!!! Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 1 people found this review helpful And why not just give it a zero? Well, the concept was interesting. Whether the actors are simply bad actors or the direction of the actors was what made it so bad, it really is not worth your time ... Read More And why not just give it a zero? Well, the concept was interesting. Whether the actors are simply bad actors or the direction of the actors was what made it so bad, it really is not worth your time to watch. There was NOTHING scary or creepy about it. How this ever made it into one of the Horror Fest lineups is beyond me. SKIP this movie. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
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