Vampire Assassins (2005) Reviews

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Director(s):
Ron Hall
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
PG13
Category:
HorrorAction / Adventure
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Robin W.

I hate to say we actually watched it to the end...2 hours of my life I will never get back...LOL. Normally, a bad movie we would just turn it off...but not this one...it was so bad that we kept ...
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I hate to say we actually watched it to the end...2 hours of my life I will never get back...LOL. Normally, a bad movie we would just turn it off...but not this one...it was so bad that we kept watching... thinking it had to get better. Then we were so dumb founded that we actually started to laugh at all of the crappy cheesy scenes. Worst acting I think I have ever seen!
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Twyla S.

Who thought of this movie? Didn't take much of a brain. Looks like this movie was made on a home video and with people they found off the street.

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Linda O.

When I first played the movie everyone in my house who was watching started laughing and commenting how mad the make-up and acting was. It reminded me of a haloween party and the actors looked like ...
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When I first played the movie everyone in my house who was watching started laughing and commenting how mad the make-up and acting was. It reminded me of a haloween party and the actors looked like they did their own costumes bought from Walmart. Bad costumes, bad make-up, bad everything!
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Clyde

horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, and horrible. Did I mention it was horrible? Please, don't waste earth's precious resources, bury all the copies of this movie now!

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JOHN A.

This is a total waste of time and money. Don't rent it! I made better movies when I was 12,with a 8mm camera. The acting is bad,the filming style is worse. I thought when it first came on that it ...
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This is a total waste of time and money. Don't rent it! I made better movies when I was 12,with a 8mm camera. The acting is bad,the filming style is worse. I thought when it first came on that it was a Vampire spoof movie.Unfortunaly the rest of the movie was just as bad.
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Dong L.

I felt so stupid renting this movie..... I think this is the worst movie ever made....

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Kenneth M.

Simply this movie was in my DVD player for about 5mins. The worse movie I have ever seen.

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Julissa G.

Someone, please remove this movie from the blockbuster rentals list, so that no one can waste their time even renting it. I've never seen any other movie as bad as this one.

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Robert S.

This is the worst movie that I recall seeing. I can honestly say nothing is good about it. The acting is so cheesy and the audio is horrible. How this go released to DVD is beyond me. No reviews ...
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This is the worst movie that I recall seeing. I can honestly say nothing is good about it. The acting is so cheesy and the audio is horrible. How this go released to DVD is beyond me. No reviews were out when I rented this so please take everyones advice here and don't rent.
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James H.

To my right it says "Other Ways to Watch" - Buy DVD $7.19.....PLEASE!!!!

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