Mortuary (2005) Reviews
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3 out of 4 people found this review helpful This was with out a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen. The effects were horrible the story line was awful. This was just terrible it was such a waste of time, i didnt even finish watching it it ... Read More This was with out a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen. The effects were horrible the story line was awful. This was just terrible it was such a waste of time, i didnt even finish watching it it was so bad. If your wondering if you should rent it. dont waste your time its the worst movie ever!!! Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 2 people found this review helpful Agree with the others, very low budget look and feel with barely acceptable acting thats marginally watchable in the first half. Unfortunately the last half, the almost campy slime and zombie plot ... Read More Agree with the others, very low budget look and feel with barely acceptable acting thats marginally watchable in the first half. Unfortunately the last half, the almost campy slime and zombie plot turn, ruins any possibility of it actually being a serious, horror film. The effects really have a "done on a shoestring" look and the supposedly creepy main character looks like a guy with a cheap, bad makeup job. Would have been bottom of the barrel in pro horror terms except for the fact BB carries tons of Roger Corman-like excruciatingly bad, "shot on a newspaper delivery boys budget" type horror flicks like Mangler Reborn and the even worse Andre The Butcher. So this in contrast to astonishingly inept horror flicks gets 2 stars. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 2 people found this review helpful God, why can't Tobe Hooper make a horror film with out the disfugured male character who hides from society, emerging occasionaly to slice a few teenagers? We saw it in the then original Teaxas ... Read More God, why can't Tobe Hooper make a horror film with out the disfugured male character who hides from society, emerging occasionaly to slice a few teenagers? We saw it in the then original Teaxas Chainsaw Massacre. We saw it in Tool Box Murders. Now Mortuary. This movie's not that bad, its just beginning to feel redundant. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 3 people found this review helpful The plot is cheezy - the mother that moved to a junk house with all kind of stuff to fix. The house is spooky but the kids feel at home. The front yard is a cemetary. Something evil that is waiting ... Read More The plot is cheezy - the mother that moved to a junk house with all kind of stuff to fix. The house is spooky but the kids feel at home. The front yard is a cemetary. Something evil that is waiting for blood to "come back" alive, with no explanation where its coming from or why - pleeease. For sure, it won't be part of my collection. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No |
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