Satan's Playground (2003) Reviews
- Starring:
- Felissa Rose, Ellen Sandweiss, (more)
- Director(s):
- Dante Tomaselli
- Category:
- Horror
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3 out of 3 people found this review helpful There's not many movies I fast forward thru, but this was one of them. Figure if I'm paying for it, I just have to see it all. But there are exceptions and this was one of them. Lots of slow, stupid ... Read More There's not many movies I fast forward thru, but this was one of them. Figure if I'm paying for it, I just have to see it all. But there are exceptions and this was one of them. Lots of slow, stupid chase scenes. Really ddrrrraaaggsss on. Very slow & I thought it was a really stupid plot. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
3 out of 4 people found this review helpful unless you like watching a camara flying around slashing peoples faces, then dont bother. I enjoyed watching the preview for Evil Dead more then I enjoyed watching this movie. It makes no sense and ... Read More unless you like watching a camara flying around slashing peoples faces, then dont bother. I enjoyed watching the preview for Evil Dead more then I enjoyed watching this movie. It makes no sense and seemed to drag on forever. Overall I'd say it was pretty wizack son. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful Horror? Ha, more like comedy! I laughed my way though all the bad acting, bad plot, bad timing, bad make-up, bad well, everything. I never felt any sympathy or connection with any of the characters, ... Read More Horror? Ha, more like comedy! I laughed my way though all the bad acting, bad plot, bad timing, bad make-up, bad well, everything. I never felt any sympathy or connection with any of the characters, because none of them were very smart , used common-sense, nor learned from their mistakes! I was rooting for this movie at the start, but by the end I was rooting for the bad guys because the good guys were pathetic and hopeless. A half star because I think this movies only real purpose is make you appreciate truly good movies even more. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
0 out of 0 people found this review helpful This is a movie that appears to have been filmed in the late 70's with about a $500 budget. There are very few lines, limited character development or personality, almost no explanation of plot, and ... Read More This is a movie that appears to have been filmed in the late 70's with about a $500 budget. There are very few lines, limited character development or personality, almost no explanation of plot, and very fake "scary" scenes. Watching one main character run, while grabbing at her back and screaming, is beyond annoying, as are the endless panning of the camera through the woods. We laughed at it more than enjoyed or were scared by it. Overall-- it is 90 minutes of life that I will never get back! Don't waste your time with this movie. Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||
1 out of 2 people found this review helpful It's low budget, but not as low budget as some of the so-called horror movies out there. It was refreshing that the cast was older and not ditzy teenagers. Apparently the old lady of the house has a ... Read More It's low budget, but not as low budget as some of the so-called horror movies out there. It was refreshing that the cast was older and not ditzy teenagers. Apparently the old lady of the house has a drug habit; makes you wonder who her supplier is - Satan? Close this Review WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL? Yes | No | ||



