Never Too Young to Die (1986)
- Starring:
- John Stamos, Vanity, (more)
- Director(s):
- Gil Bettman
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
Synopsis of Never Too Young to Die
In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi
Complete Cast of Never Too Young to Die
- John Stamos - Lance Stargrove
- Gene Simmons - Carruthers
- Peter Kwong - Cliff
- John Anderson - Arliss
- Tara Buckman - Sacrificed Punkette
- Patrick M. Wright
- Ivar Mireles - Waitress
- Randy Hall - Minkie
- John Miranda - Mr. Wilder
- Gene Simmons - Velvet Von Ragner
- Vanity - Danja Deering
- George Lazenby - Drew Stargrove
- Ed Brock - Pyramid
- Robert Englund - Riley
- Tim Colceri - Grady
- Art Payton - Minister
- Jon Greene - Coach Madsen
- Gary Kasper - Wrestler
- Branscombe Richmond - Minkie's Partner
- Curtis Taylor - Barton
- Director(s):
- Gil Bettman
- Writer(s):
- Lorenzo Semple, Jr., Steven Paul, Gil Bettman
- Producer(s):
- Steven Paul
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R(Violence, Adult Situations, Not For Children, Adult Language, Nudity)
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