Never Too Young to Die (1986)
- Starring:
- John Stamos, Vanity, (more)
- Director(s):
- Gill Bettman
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
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In this James Bond parody, the evil villain is also an evil villainess, Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons), an androgynous, leather-bound cross-dressing criminal genius out to finish off all of L.A. by contaminating the city's water supply. Standing in the way of his/her success is undercover agent Drew Stargrove (George Lazenby), but he does not stand for long. Once he has been slain, his son Lance (John Stamos) takes up the fight assisted by Danja Deering (Vanity) who has the requisite sex appeal for her job. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, All Movie Guide
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Complete Cast:
- John Stamos - Lance Stargrove
- Gene Simmons - Carruthers
- Peter Kwong - Cliff
- John Anderson - Arliss
- Art Payton - Minister
- Jon Greene - Coach Madsen
- Branscombe Richmond - Minkie's Partner
- Curtis Taylor - Barton
- John Miranda - Mr. Wilder
- Tim Colceri - Grady
- Vanity - Danja Deering
- George Lazenby - Drew Stargrove
- Ed Brock - Pyramid
- Robert Englund - Riley
- Tara Buckman - Sacrificed Punkette
- Gary Kasper - Wrestler
- Ivar Mireles - Waitress
- Gene Simmons - Velvet Von Ragner
- Randy Hall - Minkie
- Patrick M. Wright
- Director(s):
- Gill Bettman
- Writer(s):
- Anton Fritz, Steven Paul, Lorenzo Semple, Jr.
- Producer(s):
- Steven Paul
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R(Violence, Adult Situations, Adult Language, Not For Children, Nudity)
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