Ross Hagen Movies
Actor Ross Hagen started out in the movie mainstream, playing such traditionalist roles as jungle guide Bart Jason during the 1968-69 season of TV's Daktari. With the upsurge in cheapie exploitationers in the 1970s, Hagen found his true niche in the Hollywood mosaic. He is best remembered as "The Urban Cowboy" in Angel (1984) and its 1986 sequel Avenging Angel. Typical titles in the Hagen resumé include Blood Games (1990), Dinosaur Island (1994) and Bikini Drive-In (1995). Ross Hagen has also directed a handful of films, among them The Glove (1978) and B.O.R.N. (1988). ~ Hal Erickson, RoviA young inventor is tinkering with his latest creation when something goes wrong, and he turns his dad into a real-life invisible man. Now the boy must somehow find a way to get him back to normal. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
With a big nod towards Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita (1990) this action thriller tells the tale of how ex-policewoman Tara McCormick puts ruthless gangster Tony Stomponato on ice. Tara's journey began when she was hired to kill Stompanato and failed. As a result she is tossed into prison where she meets Josie. Knowing that Tara, despite her mistake, is the woman for the job, the government offers her another shot at Tony in exchange for her freedom. She accepts and the hunt is on. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
- Starring:
- Wendy Schumacher, Tim Abell, (more)
In this erotic thriller, a photographer ends a torrid, but unhealthy relationship. Unable to bear the rejection, his already unbalanced ex-girlfriend goes off the deep end and begins terrorizing him at every turn. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
- Starring:
- Tim Abell, Tane McClure, (more)
When a finalist for "Centerfold of the Year" downs an experimental beauty-enhancing potion concocted by mad-scientist Dr. Lindholm, the unforseen side effects render her a shaply 60 feet tall. Jealous over all the attention, a rival guzzles the elixir, and soon the gargantuan beauties are battling it out and trashing much of Hollywood Boulvard in the process. ~ Jonathan Crow, Rovi
- Starring:
- J.J. North, Ted Monte, (more)
Late stuntman Bernhard Pock wrote, directed, and starred in this gritty modern-day fairy tale about a biker poet on a journey of self-discovery. Pock is Jeremy, a lone wolf who takes on a traveling companion when he happens on a young kidnapped girl (Amber Tamblyn). Together the duo crosses the country, meeting an oddball menagerie of characters along the way. Nancy Kwan also stars. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi
Sometime in the future, cyborg units are threatening to take over the Earth. After their use is outlawed, four female androids are smuggled onto the planet, and it's up to Jack Ford (Marc Singer) to track them down. His efforts to do so take him on a journey from Phoenix to the underwater city of New Angeles, and finally into the nefarious realm of a megalomaniacal kingpin and his army of thugs. ~ Rebecca Flint Marx, Rovi
- Starring:
- Marc Singer
In this erotic mystery sequel, a woman goes undercover as a go-go dancer in a sleazy nightclub to find her sister's killer. Kimberly Kelley stars as Jennifer Brennan, whose sister, a professional stripper, was murdered by a serial killer whose modus operandi includes suffocating his victims with plastic wrap. In hopes of catching the deranged culprit, Jennifer agrees to pose as the Los Angeles club's new striptease artist, with the secret aid of a paraplegic detective, John Donnelly (Ross Hagen). While she's seeking the man who ended her sister's life, Jennifer befriends co-workers Lacy (Tane McClure) and Cherry (Julie K. Smith) and discovers that she's got a natural talent for the art of taking it all off. After she performs a lap dance for him, Jennifer also beds one of the club's regulars, Paul Douglas (Jack Turturici), an artist. Eventually, the intrepid Jennifer discovers that all of the killer's victims were mothers and begins to suspect the club's abusive owner, Joe Martoni (Brett Baxter Clark). But a clue leads her investigation to a shocking conclusion. ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
- Starring:
- Kimberly Kelley, Jack Turturici, (more)
Cult figure Fred Olen Ray directed this erotic thriller (aired on the Playboy Channel premium cable network) about a telephone lineman who, while on the job, accidentally plugs into a phone call where a woman discusses her plans to murder her sister. When the police tell him there's nothing they can do just yet, the lineman decides he must take action himself, only to discover the two sisters happen to live together. As he tries to figure out which sister has murder on her mind, he becomes sexually involved with both of them, leading him down a path into both forbidden eroticism and life-threatening danger. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
A man discovers that on-line sex isn't as impersonal as he thought in this erotic thriller. When his wife Susan (Tammy Parks) is murdered, Brad (Mike Meyer) is heartbroken, and he's convinced that the death is somehow linked to his own infidelity with women he met while looking for sex in internet chat rooms. When Detective Crank (Ross Hagen), the cop investigating the case, quickly loses interest in finding Susan's killer, Brad takes the bull by the horns and begins taking a second look at his own sexual past -- with potentially dangerous results. The deadly beauties Brad encounters include Julie Strain, Gail Harris, and Shanna McCullough. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
This is a mildly amusing variation on the standard tale of a group of nubile young teens inheriting a failing business, then having to save it by the end of the week by taking their clothes off a lot and having wild parties. Here, self-made sleaze icon Fred Olen Ray has taken this formula and tried to turn it into a cult movie by setting it at a drive-in and using actors who did something interesting in the horror field 30 years ago. In fact, most of the cast consists of people who make their livings going to fan conventions, doing cameos in Ray's movies, and pretending to be noteworthy. Here, you get Conrad Brooks, Hoke Howell, Ross Hagen, Forry Ackerman, and Don Glut, among others. If your reaction to these names is "Who?" then this may not be the movie for you, unless you fast-forward to the nudity, which is fairly explicit in the unrated video version. Fans, however, will probably enjoy it and have fun spotting cultish references scattered around the sets. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi
- Starring:
- Ashlie Rhey, Richard Gabai, (more)
No sooner did Jurassic Park score at the box office than the imitations began turning up like bad pennies. The redoubtable Fred Olen Ray, once more delivering a bankable project at the least possible cost, was responsible for Dinosaur Island. Typical of the Ray ouevre is the presence of several top-heavy young ladies, whose costumes can be mercifully described as immodest. The dinosaurs are rubber novelty-shop creations that wouldn't convince a dim-witted duck, but they serve their purpose in forcing the females in the cast to jiggle past the camera in abject horror. Ross Hagen, a veteran of this sort of fare, heads the cast of Dinosaur Island, doing an excellent job of convincing us that the dialogue he's been given is actually worth reciting. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Beach Boys imitators Joel, Crow, and Tom Servo present their vocal interpretation of Sidehackers, a strange drama in two parts with irreconcilably dissonant tones. As homage to Southern culture's late-'70s television representation, "side-hacking" is narrated Dukes of Hazzard style, while the film presents the racing of motorcycles with contrived attachments for riders to aid in "steering" the vehicle. The guys play pool with the characters, scoff at the villain Rommel (no, not the one from World War II), and pity the characters who exist in the dramatic hell that is Sidehackers. ~ Sarah Sloboda, Rovi
When some locals get whomped in a baseball game by a traveling team of femmes, they blame the team for the murder of their town rapist and proceed to hunt them down in the neighboring wilderness. After their numbers are significantly reduced, the bodacious babes begin to bat back. ~ Kristie Hassen, Rovi
A frame job corners two TV-station employees trying to recover an important video. ~ John Bush, Rovi
There's not much doubt this film's a direct descendant of Schwarzenegger's Terminator classic, though it's certainly a distant descendant. Here a fugitive from a far-away planet escapes execution in a hijacked spaceship and crashes on the planet Earth where he's befriended by some young campers and the local constable. However this Terminator take also has a chasing enforcer (the Alienator) who shows up before long, sent to capture the escapee. The earthlings come to the defense of their new friend and fight it out with the indestructible Alienator. ~ Rovi
- Starring:
- Jan-Michael Vincent, John Phillip Law, (more)
The girlfriend of a man executed by the Mob is targeted for murder in this low-budget action film from director John Stewart. Barri Murphy stars as the woman on the run, and the genre cast includes Cameron Mitchell, William Smith, and Hoke Howell. Associate producer Ross Hagen, veteran of numerous drive-in films, appears as Drago, the ruthless villain. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi
- Starring:
- Barri Murphy, William Hubbard Knight, (more)
In a future where the planet Earth has been poisoned by radiation, a fearless warrior named Dow (David Carradine) stands as mankind's last hope against a tyrannical ruler known only as The Warlord (Sid Haig) and his murderous band of mutant warriors. Accompanied only by the beautiful but fierce warrior Danny (Dawn Wildsmith) and the unpredictable Ammo, Dow attempts to conquer the desert savages who seek to rule the world. By summoning the courage and resourcefulness that will allow the fearless trio to do battle with an army of relentless killers, they make one last heroic attempt to save the world or die trying. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
- Starring:
- David Carradine, Dawn Wildsmith, (more)
This gory medical thriller managed to pre-date an early-'90s spate of direct-to-video exploitation films dealing with sleazy black-market organ banks. The plot centers on the activities of the "Body Organ Replacement Network," a secret criminal organization (led by ubiquitous movie villain William Smith) which obtains donor organs -- by any means possible -- for anyone willing to meet their prices and keep their mouths shut. Their methods usually involve patrolling the city in an ambulance looking for unwilling "donors" (usually female), who are promptly chopped up on the operating table. The sinister wheels are put in motion again when a wealthy family approaches the B.O.R.N. network about obtaining a replacement heart for their ailing daughter. Though not quite as gory as it sounds, this is still a pretty sleazy exercise which plays like a tabloid-flavored version of Robin Cook's novel Coma, without the clever insight of Michael Crichton's 1978 film. ~ Cavett Binion, Rovi
- Starring:
- Ross Hagen, P.J. Soles, (more)
Gorgeous space traveller Taura (Sandy Brooke) is captured on the planet Arous (as in "The Brain From..."?) Taura is accused of a murder she didn't commit by Bantor (Ross Hagen) , chief flunkey of the all-powerful Inquisitor (Aldo Ray). She is incarcerated in an intergalactic prison ship, populated by beautiful, barely dressed woman. Thus does science fiction segue into "babes behind bars",complete with a sadistic female guard named Muffy (Dawn Wildsmith). Don't worry: you're not supposed to take this one seriously. John Carradine costars in this lively R-rated cheapie, which was also released as Star Slammer. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Ross Hagen, Sandy Brooke, (more)
Phantom Empire pokes fun and pays a sly tribute to the sci-fi serials that made Saturday afternoon at the movies such a treat. Featuring plenty of in-jokes, the story centers on the hunt for a lost stash of diamonds that leads the hero into a fabulous subterranean world ruled by a mysterious beauty and scads of scary mutants. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi
- Starring:
- Ross Hagen, Jeffrey Combs, (more)
Drug enforcement agent Cat (Kathy Shower) is sent to Mexico by her boss (Robert Quarry) when fellow agent and former boyfriend Clint (Brian Thompson) is held captive by cocaine-trafficking fiends. The head of the drug cartel turns out to be Morgan (William Smith), a former agent now on the wrong side of justice. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi
- Starring:
- Brian Thompson, Kathy Shower, (more)
Fred Olen Ray always manages to attract major names to his bargain-basement actioners, and Armed Response is no exception. The scene is Chinatown, where Yakuza boss Mako yearns to get his hands on a stolen jade statue. David Goss, son of retired cop Lee van Cleef and the brother of Vietnam veterans David Carradine and Brent Huff, is hired by Mako to deliver half a million dollars to the crooks who've got the statue. Things go awry, ending in a shootout. Mortally wounded, Goss brings the statue home, at which point a vengeful Carradine picks up the storyline. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- David Carradine, Lee Van Cleef, (more)












