Jesse Bean Movies

When a successful businessman's life takes a sharp turn for the worse, he targets his co-workers for death in actor-turned-director Jesse Bean's dark directorial debut. The trouble starts when Dan (Bean) loses an important promotion to co-worker Bill (Christopher Atkins). As tension begins to take a toll on Dan, his troubles are compounded when in the course of one tragic week he loses his baby, his wife, and his job. Now armed with a handgun and overwhelmed with delusion and despair, Dan hatches a deadly plan to get back at all of those he believes have done him wrong. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

The Bad Movie Police -- Sgt. Elke Mantooth (Ariauna Albright) and Lt. Drucilla Dread (Lilith Stabs)-- set out to finally do something about inept filmmaking in this inaugural episode in the Bad Movie Police series. In this installment, Mantooth and Dread offer up as evidence Galaxy of the Dinosaurs, an extremely low budget shot-on-video science fiction thriller in which humanoid aliens making their way across the universe make an unscheduled stop on an unknown planet, only to discover it's populated by cavemen and dinosaurs. The big lizards, as it turns out, were lifted from the movie Planet of the Dinosaurs, while the wilds of the unknown planet were represented by a the backyard of a house belonging to the director's parents. The curvaceous cinematic crime-fighters offer up commentary on the film's failings, with Galaxy of the Dinosaurs producer J.R. Bookwalter and leading man James Black joining in. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi