Jonathan Coote Movies
Julian Richards' The Last Horror Movie centers on Max, a wedding photographer who, at night, with the assistance of a homeless person, makes brutal home movies of him killing a variety of innocent people. Max often addresses the camera in a chilling and flamboyant manner. His psychotic state grows even more toxic as he begins to consider how the people watching his films are reacting. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi
- Starring:
- Kevin Howarth, Mark Stevenson, (more)
- 2000
The bloody past of an outwardly serine village is jarred back into terrifying reality when the daughter of the man responsible for the death and destruction returns to face her worst fears in a gore-drenched trip into the land of nightmares that follows in the tradition of The Evil Dead. It was on the day of Lany's eighth birthday that her father took the lives of fifteen people before turning the gun on himself, and the horrified screams of her neighbors still haunt Lany as a young adult. The evil didn't die with Lany's father though, and as the haunted demon hunter returns to her childhood home to confront her dark past, she quickly finds that it's going to take much more than simple fire-power to make it through the night alive. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
The story begins in 1850, when Lilith Silver (Eileen Daley) interrupts a duel between her lover and the nasty Sir Sethane Blake (Christopher Adamson). When she shoots Blake, he just smiles, and punishes her impudence by biting her on the neck when she is shot in turn by his manservant. After a nifty title sequence, the film flashes forward 150 years to watch Silver in modern London, where she hangs out at glitzy vampire bars and works as a mercenary. Lilith's biggest job involves hunting down members of the Illuminati, a sect of freemasons bent on world domination. Their ruler, not coincidentally, is Sir Sethane Blake. Clad in skintight black leather and armed with a coffin full of guns, knives, and throwing-stars, the blood-sucking hit woman uses her supernatural abilities to hunt down her targets and avoid police, at least until Inspector Price (Jonathan Coote) and a forensic scientist nicknamed "the Horror Film Man" (David Warbeck) get on her trail. Visually dazzling and loaded with sex, blood, and macabre humor, Razor Blade Smile uses an array of cinematic techniques to achieve the slick look of a glossy comic book, reminiscent of many Asian efforts in the genre, and quite unlike anything to come out of Britain in recent memory. ~ Robert Firsching, Rovi
- Starring:
- Eileen Daley, Christopher Adamson, (more)
