John Pinette Movies
Stand-up comic John Pinette performs his patented brand of observational humor, focusing often on his love for food, during this stand-up performance at the Vic Theater in Chicago. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi
Retiring 1950s-era New York crime boss Don Carini (Harvey Keitel) names his bumbling Korean love child, Young-gu (Shim Hyung-rae), as his underworld successor, much to the dismay of a powerful rival kingpin. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
- Starring:
- Harvey Keitel, Shim Hyung-rae, (more)
Heavyweight funnyman John Pinette brings his sold-out Montreal Comedy Festival act home to viewers everywhere with this release of the hit stand-up performance featuring hilarious, enraged commentary on everything from social trends to food - all delivered in the clever and satirical manner fans have come to expect from the fearless comic. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
- Starring:
- John Pinette
Stocky comedian John Pinette demonstrates the humor that has made him a favorite in comedy clubs all over the United States and Canada on this performance DVD. John Pinette: I Say Nay Nay features Pinette discussing sports, amusement parks, and the fine art of waiting in line among other things during his hour-long show. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
An ordinary lawman goes outside the law to carry out his own brand of justice in this dark-themed thriller. Frank Castle (Thomas Jane) is an FBI agent who deeply loves his wife and son, but is also strongly devoted to his work. Castle's investigation of a powerful crime cartel leads to a gunfight which claims the life of a young boy, whose father is underworld kingpin Howard Saint (John Travolta). Furious and eager for revenge, Saint arranges for Castle and his family to be murdered in retaliation. However, while Castle's wife and son are killed, he somehow survives, even though he's believed to have perished. Bent on stopping Saint once and for all, Castle remakes himself as The Punisher, a ruthless and heavily armed killing machine who will not rest until Saint and his crew have been wiped clean from the Earth. Based on a Marvel Comics character first introduced in 1974, The Punisher also stars Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Laura Elena Harring, Roy Scheider, and Kevin "Big Sexy" Nash. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
- Starring:
- Thomas Jane, John Travolta, (more)
Rodney Dangerfield co-wrote and stars in this comedy about a businessman who learns that when it comes to marriage, strength is in numbers. Monte Peterson (Dangerfield) is a real estate developer whose business acumen exceeds his success in romance; after finalizing his third divorce, Monte heads to Utah, where he discovers a small town called Redwood Springs. There, Monte finds an estate for sale which would be an ideal location for a ski resort. While closing the deal, Monte discovers that there are a few strings attached -- Brother Wallace, the late owner, was a member of a little-known religious sect, and his will specifies the new owner must join the church. Monte isn't too thrilled when he's told buying the land would mean giving up tobacco, liquor, and gambling, but he cheers up considerably when he learns that the sect embraces polygamy, and that Brother Wallace's three lovely young widows -- Stephanie (Judy Tylor), Virginia (Kate Luyben), and Emily (Angelika Baran) -- would be happy to marry him. Soon Monte picks up another piece of land next door, and two more wives to go with it, Sarah (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Megan (Anita Brown). But Preston Gates (John Byner), a crooked real estate man, has been buying up most of the town on behalf of gangster Tony Morano (Andrew Dice Clay), and soon Preston and Tony are trying to figure out a way to take Monte's new resort away from him (and his spouses) before Tony's boss Don Giovanni (Jerry Stiller) gets angry. My Five Wives also stars Molly Shannon, John Pinette, and Rob Deleeuw. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
- Starring:
- Rodney Dangerfield, Andrew Dice Clay, (more)
Former basketball star Dennis Rodman stars in this action-and-espionage thriller as Simon, an Interpol agent called into action when the daughter of a close friend is abducted. In order to track down the kidnappers, Simon seeks the assistance of a pair of monks (John Pinette and Ricky Harris) who are experts in computer sleuthing. Simon Sez was Rodman's first solo starring vehicle, following his dramatic debut alongside Jean-Claude Van Damme in Double Team. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi
- Starring:
- Dennis Rodman, Dane Cook, (more)
- 1998
In the first half of Seinfeld's controversial series finale, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) receives word that NBC is very interested in his concept of a sitcom "about nothing."Almost immediately, Jerry and George (Jason Alexander) draw up plans to move to California -- but not before taking fiendish delight in refusing to take Newman (Wayne Knight) along. Things come to a head in a private jet, as Jerry, George, Kramer (Michael Richards), and Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) are forced down in Latham, MA...and then.... ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- 1993
- PG
Following up his debut, Young Einstein (1988), Yahoo Serious wrote, directed and starred in this broad comedy as the titular hero, a modern-day, fictional descendant of a real-life Australian Robin Hood, Ned Kelly. Carrying on the family tradition of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, Ned crosses the wealthy Sir John (Hugo Weaving), who arranges the sale of Kelly's coastal property to a Japanese buyer. Forbidden by the Kelly family code of honor from stealing to profit himself, the motorcycle-riding Ned decides to raise the money needed to save his lands by going to America. Stateside, his bank robbery scheme falls through, but he finds stardom as the lead in a Hollywood motion picture that might give him the money to foil Sir John's greedy plans. Ned also encounters romance with a teller, the appropriately named Robin Banks (Melora Hardin). ~ Karl Williams, Rovi
- Starring:
- Yahoo Serious, Melora Hardin, (more)
- 1989
ALF dreams of being a standup comedian, knocking 'em dead with jokes about being a displaced alien, eating cats, and other hip topics. So popular is ALF that both NBC, represented by network president Brandon Tartikoff, and Casey Kasem, represented by Casey Kasem, battle for the honor of signing the furry funster to a long-term contract. Unfortunately, ALF's career soon takes a nose-dive--and we do mean nose! A young David Spade appears as Larry Slotkin. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
