Paul Wayne Movies
Longtime television director David Grossman makes his feature debut with this direct-to-video sequel to the 1997 hit family comedy George of the Jungle. Filling the loincloth originally worn by Brendan Fraser, Chris Showerman plays George this time around. Since the events of the first film, George and Ursula (Julie Benz stepping in for Leslie Mann) have had a son and made a home for themselves in George's jungle kingdom. But George is suddenly called away by his brother Ape who has run up a substantial gambling debt in Las Vegas. Once back in America to help Ape, Ursula encounters Lyle Van de Groot (Thomas Haden Church, reprising his role from the first film) who is in cahoots with Ursula's disapproving mother. When Van de Groot puts her under a hypnotic spell, Ursula no longer recognizes George, just as her mother wants. If that weren't bad enough, while George is busy trying to help Ape and rescue Ursula, a lion is attempting to stage a coup back in the jungle. ~ Matthew Tobey, Rovi
- Starring:
- Christopher Showerman, Julie Benz, (more)
Hoping to make the grade as a professional chef, Jack (John Ritter) enters a championship bake-off. His contribution to the proceedings is a pie. No, not just a pie, but a creamy, scrumptious chocolate-mousse pie that takes him a great deal of time to assemble. Alas, it does not take quite so much time for the unwitting Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) to find the pie and eat every bit of it. Watch for Leon Askin, General Burkhalter from TV's Hogan's Heroes, in a supporting role. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
After an argument with the girls, Jack (John Ritter) packs up and moves out. He soon lands a job as a live-in chef for Mr. Layton (Jordan Charney), the boss of his friend Larry (Richard Kline, who is here billed as a Three's Company regular for the first time). Unfortunately, Mr. Layton's wife (Cynthia Harris) has an insatiable appetite -- not for food, but for Jack! Intriguingly, an actress named Janet Wood -- also the character name of Three's Company co-star Joyce DeWitt -- appears in a supporting role. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Jack (John Ritter) tells his roommates that he is dating an older woman. Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) and Janet (Joyce DeWitt) jump to all sorts of conclusions. One thing leads to another, and before long the girls have convinced themselves that Mr. Roper's septuagenarian aunt is the new woman in Jack's life. Veteran radio and TV actress Irene Tedrow appears as the feisty senior citizen who has quite a surprise in store for certain parties. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
A plotline that has done yeoman duty in many a two-reel comedy is given another hilarious workout in this episode. It all begins when Jack (John Ritter) purchases an expensive fur jacket for Mr. Roper (Norman Fell) so that it can ultimately be given as a present for Mrs. Roper (Audra Lindley). But before the jacket can be delivered, Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) stumbles upon it -- and guess whom Chrissy thinks the costly gift is intended for? ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Down in the dumps and a bit more vulnerable than usual, Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) falls for the line handed her by phony guru Rama Mageesh (played by veteran cartoon voice-over artist Michael Bell). Convincing her that he has all the answers, the guru cons Chrissy into panhandling. Then he tries to lure her to his "commune" for reasons of his own (guess what those reasons are!) -- and it is Jack (John Ritter) and Janet (Joyce DeWitt) to the rescue. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Devon Ericson guest stars as Jenny Wood, Janet's younger sister. When Jenny pops into the apartment for a visit, Janet (Joyce DeWitt) asks Jack (John Ritter) to take her out. Many, many hours later, Jack somehow ends up in bed with Jenny. It's all quite innocent, of course (this is Three's Company, not Sex and the City) -- but try explaining things to the outraged Janet. (Incidentally, the name of Devon Ericson's character is an inside joke: in the original Three's Company pilot episode, the Janet Wood character was actually named Jenny). ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
In hopes of forestalling a rent increase, Jack (John Ritter) plans to serve an elaborate and tasty dinner for Mr. and Mrs. Roper (Norman Fell, Audra Lindley). Unfortunately, the dinner falls on the same night that Jack's old navy buddy Jim (David Dukes) decides to pay a visit. Jack braces himself for disaster, remembering that Jim was "the meanest man" he'd ever known, in or out of uniform -- but he's in for quite a surprise when his pal finally shows up. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Once again strapped for cash, Jack (John Ritter) lands a job at the flower shop where Janet (Joyce DeWitt) works as manager. Figuring that working for a friend gives him a bit of slack, Jack begins goofing off on the job. But Janet never lets friendship interfere with duty, and soon she is ordering Jack around like a lackey. Inevitably, the air gets mighty thick at the flower shop, and for a while it looks like the relationship between Jack and Janet is doomed. Former Gilligan's Island regular Natalie Schafer makes a cameo appearance. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
It's argument time at the Roper household again, as Mr. Roper (Norman Fell) refuses to raise his wife Helen's allowance. Adding insult to injury, Roper scoffs at the idea that Helen (Audra Lindley) could actually earn her own money. To spite her husband, Helen lands a job at a cafeteria -- and with Jack (John Ritter) giving her cooking lessons, it isn't hard to figure out which Roper will have the last laugh on this occasion. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Don Porter, best known to TV buffs for his work as Ann Sothern's boss on Private Secretary and Sally Field's father on Gidget, guest stars as Jack Tripper's highly untrustworthy Uncle Fremont. Immediately charming his way into the hearts of the Ropers, Fremont not only successfully inveigles Mr. Roper (Norman Fell) into giving him a loan, but he also pays off the roommates' rent -- with a rubber check. A frenzied Jack (John Ritter) must figure out a way to get the check back from Roper before it can be cashed. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Chrissy's new boyfriend, Michael Winthrop (Jess Nadelman), is a self-styled gourmet with a highly critical palate. Hoping to make a good impression, Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) tells Michael that she is an excellent cook. Since we all know that the poor girl couldn't boil an egg if her life depended on it, there is no surprise in revealing that Jack (John Ritter) ends up "subbing" for Chrissy in the kitchen during an all-important dinner date. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Janet (Joyce DeWitt) has her heart set on a promotion at the flower shop where she works. That same heart is broken when the job goes to her new co-worker, Chloe (Sandra deBruin) -- and it is especially galling that Chloe was promoted on the basis of her voluptuous figure rather than her experience. It is up to Jack (John Ritter) and Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) to boost Janet's sagging self-confidence...and, incidentally, to convince her not to have certain cosmetic "enhancements" to improve her own looks. J.J. Barry makes his first series appearance as Janet's boss, Mr. Compton. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Jack (John Ritter) has promised not to throw any parties while the girls are away. But Jack being Jack, he breaks his word almost immediately upon the girls' departure by staging a wild wingding, replete with oceans of booze and acres of beautiful girls. When a hung-over Jack awakens the next morning, he finds himself in bed with his landlord Mr. Roper (Norman Fell) -- who, as we all know, is still laboring under the misapprehension that Jack is gay. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
The roommates are having money problems, and it doesn't help at all that they've been turned down for a loan. Things get worse when the trio returns to their apartment to find that their rent money is missing. Assuming that they've been robbed, the roomies go into full panic-and-retribution mode -- little suspecting that their landlord Mr. Roper (Norman Fell) has taken the money and forgotten to leave a receipt. William Pierson makes his first appearance as Jack's cooking-school mentor Dean Travers. This final episode of Three's Company's first season was adapted from an entry of the series' British sitcom prototype Man About the House. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Richard Kline makes his first series appearance as silver-tongued car salesman Larry Dallas. Having been talked into accepting a puppy from Larry, Chrissy (Suzanne Somers) and Janet (Joyce DeWitt) bring their new pup home. Unfortunately, their landlord Mr. Roper (Norman Fell) hates puppies, and has imposed a strict "no pets" rule. But since Chrissy feels that the pup will help prevent her from sleepwalking, the girls have to hatch a scheme to keep the little bow-wow hidden from view. This episode is a rewrite of "No Children, No Dogs," an installment of Three's Company's British sitcom prototype Man About the House. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Christina Hart guest stars as Karen, the niece of Stanley and Helen Roper (Norman Fell, Audra Lindley). Still convinced that his tenant Jack (John Ritter) is gay, Mr. Roper feels it is safe enough to give Jack 50 dollars and ask him to take Karen out on the town. Besides, if Jack turns out not to be gay, Roper will have an excuse to kick him out of his apartment. The fun really begins when Karen is revealed to have a unusually voracious sexual appetite. "Roper's Niece" was originally intended as the final episode of Three's Company's short first season, but ended up being shown as the third entry. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
The whole Bunker household is thrown into an uproar -- and the cause of it all is a dish of stew. Believing that he has eaten poison mushrooms, Archie is convinced he is at death's door. Richard Stahl and Jane Dulo head the supporting cast as Archie's doctor and nurse, respectively. Written by Michael Ross and Bernie West, "Archie Eats and Runs" first aired on February 16, 1974, a few weeks after series regular Jean Stapleton won a Golden Globe award for Best Actress in a Comedy/musical Series." ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, (more)
To get out of proposing to his new girlfriend Judy (Judy Pace), Lamont (Demond Wilson) claims that he needs permission from his father to wed -- and, fortunately, his father is out of town. Undaunted, Judy makes a beeline to Lamont's godfather Grady (Whitman Mayo), cozying up to him so he will grant his consent. As a result, Grady is convinced that Judy has fallen in love with him! ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Demond Wilson, Whitman Mayo, (more)
This Lidsville episode would seem to have been inspired by both the H.R. Pufnstuf entry "Mechanical Boy" and the Bugaloos installment "Courage, Come Home." Getting even with Weenie the Genie (Billie Hayes) for escaping his evil influence, malevolent magician Hoo Doo (Charles Nelson Reilly) transfers Weenie's powers to Mark (Butch Patrick). As a result, Mark morphs into a "bad guy" who intends to use his powers against his friends in Lidsville. But Mark is rescued by the timely intervention of Rah-Rah the Football Helmet (who, as we all know, is a graduate of Fedora U.). ~ Rovi
Poor Weenie the Genie (Billie Hayes) has failed in his efforts to protect Lidsville from the machinations of wicked magician Hoo Doo (Charles Nelson Reilly). With tearful defeatism, Weenie sings "I'll Show 'Em" just before running away from home. Angry that his onetime "slave of the ring" has vacated the premises, Hoo Doo threatens to do harm to Lidsville residents Nursie and Scorchy unless Weenie immediately returns. Will Mark (Butch Patrick) be able to say the day? ~ Rovi
Archie predicts disaster when Mike and Lionel participate in an anti-Pentagon demonstration at the U.N. building. It turns out that Archie is right -- but disaster befalls him, when, showing up at the demonstration to take Mike and Lionel home, he ends up in the slammer himself. Allan Melvin appears as Desk Sergeant Pulaski, and it's too bad that Archie doesn't know the good sergeant's last name before he shoots off his mouth in the final scene. Scripted by Paul Wayne, Michael Ross, and Bernie West from a story by Wayne, "Archie In the Lock-Up" originally aired on October 2, 1971. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, (more)
Determined to learn to read and write, middle-aged grocer Pedro (Albert Paulsen) makes a shambles out of Sr. Bertrille's convent classroom. Pedro also succeeds in driving a visiting bishop (Oliver McGowan), crazy, which bodes ill for the long-suffering Reverend Mother. Sr. Bertrille discovers that Pedro's sudden interest in literacy stems from his desire to write a love letter to his sweetheart. First broadcast on February 22, 1968, "Cyrano de Bertrille" was written by Paul Wayne. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
Bernard Fox makes his first appearance in the role of eccentric warlock physician, Dr. Bombay. Unaware that Bombay is "bewitched," Darrin and Larry rush to market the good doctor's miracle cold pills. Not unexpectedly, the pills cause some truly bizarre side effects, which only Bombay can cure -- if he wants to, that is. Milton Frome appears as pharmaceutical manufacturer Mr. Hornbeck (hint to the episode's outcome: actor Frome was bald as an egg). Written by Paul Wayne and Ed Jurist, "There's Gold in Them Thar Pills" first aired on May 4, 1967, as the final episode of Bewitched's third season. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, (more)
This very economical remake of the 1952 Errol Flynn vehicle Against All Flags stars Doug McClure in the Flynn role. Cashiered from the royal navy in disgrace, McClure becomes a buccaneer, guiding his loyal crew to an island completely populated by cutthroats. Here he links up with pirate-captain Guy Stockwell and lady-swashbuckler Jill St. John. The plot comes to a head when the pirates conspire to hold lovely Middle-Eastern princess Mary Ann Mobley for ransom. McClure comes to her rescue and routs the rascals, revealing along the way that he's been working under cover on behalf of the king (a fact rather given away by the title). The most fascinating moments of The King's Pirate concern a pair of well-proportioned belly dancers, who keep the other pirates occupied while McClure goes about his business. The camera lovingly and longingly records each bump, grind, and wiggle, allowing the audience to get its mind off the creaky plot contrivances. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi
- Starring:
- Doug McClure, Jill St. John, (more)







