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Andras Kern Movies

2001  
 
A man discovers it doesn't hurt to have a cool car if he wants to meet women in this comedy. Janos (Andras Stohl) is young, good-looking, and a well-to-do businessman, but his love life is not making him very happy; the only women he meets are vacuous and more interested in his money than in himself. One afternoon, Janos is tooling around in his new BMW when he accidentally runs into Vera (Eszter Ondori), an attractive young woman on rollerblades. Immediately smitten, Janos tells her that he's just won a special contest in which she's won the use of the car for a month -- and he'll be her driver. Very happily she accepts the offer, but before long, Janos realizes that he'll have to do a lot of double talking to conceal his real identity and explain his absence to his staff. Meseauto is a remake of the 1935 Hungarian feature of the same title, which starred Ella Gombaszogi. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Andras StohlEszter Onodi, (more)
 
1999  
 
Fans of European football (which Americans call soccer) may get an extra kick from this Hungarian time-travel comedy. Rezso (Karoly Eperjes), a garbage man in Budapest, has to clear out the apartment of an old man who has recently died. In the process, he discovers a remarkable collection of football memorabilia, most related to a crucial 1953 Hungary vs. England championship match that was played the day Rezso was born. Discovering a team jersey from the game, Rezso tries it on for size and finds himself transported back to the day of the match, where he's bemused by Hungary's past come to life and eager to witness this moment in sports history with full knowledge of its outcome. 6:3 was shown as part of the 1999 Hungarian Film Week Festival. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Starring:
Karoly EperjesFerenc Kallai, (more)
 
1996  
 
This Hungarian anthology is comprised of three unconnected short films by different directors that are united in their grim assessment of Hungary in the 1990s. The first, "Fire! Fire! ("Egavaros, Egahazis") is by Pal Sandor and portrays Budapest as a depressing hell on earth filled with desperately hungry homeless people who would sacrifice their lives for a crust of bread. Sandor's Budapest is frequently compared to Sodom and Gomorrah and in the a huge fire destroys it all. Karoly Makk's "Hungarian Pizza" is infused with ironic humor and offers an only slightly less grim view of a pair of starved homeless people (one of whom was a college professor) who hold a family living in a Budapest apartment hostage for a freshly delivered pizza. Negotiations ensue, but the story ends with bloodshed. Miklos Jancso makes fun of his reputation for creating exceptional visuals in "The Great Brain Death." It is the most difficult vignette and while visually stunning, remains difficult to decipher. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1996  
 
A prominent conductor's nervous breakdown leads to love in this thoughtful Hungarian romantic drama. For sometime, Landos, a noted conductor, has suffered anxiety and a lack of confidence about his work. The problem is made worse by his wife's successful dental practice. Eventually it becomes too overwhelming and the conductor is sent to a mental hospital for rest. There he encounters clinical psychologist Andrea Novak. At first she seems colder than alpine snow, but when he sneaks out to return to work and she finds him there, things quickly turn hot. The two become engulfed in passion that they ignore their own spouses and professions, causing Novak to be formally reprimanded. Eventually Landos finds himself forced to choose between his wife and Novak. Unfortunately, he loves them both. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1994  
 
This European drama chronicles the life of a 13-year old Jewish girl in the 1950's during Stalin's reign. It is told from her point of view. The story begins in 1952. Kati is in class when she is abruptly removed and informed of her mother's death. Because her father works in a distant city, Kati must live briefly with her uncaring uncle. She eventually returns to her former apartment which she must share with another family. She must return because there is a housing shortage. Any empty flats are seized and occupied. To ease her subsequent loneliness, Kati begins holding imaginary conversations with her mother. Though the images are surprisingly real to Kati, they do not take the place of real friends and affections. Trouble ensues after she holds a birthday party at her house. There is liquor. After the party, Kati expresses erotic thoughts. Her teacher discovers the diary. Kati does find love with a bookseller who is involved with another woman. She invites him to share her apartment. The night she loses her virginity is disappointing. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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1991  
 
In 1919, shortly after World War I, a communist government briefly achieved power after a revolution. In this historical drama, the effects that revolution had on Hungary's citizens is shown in the lives of a troupe of sideshow performers at a circus. Filmed in black and white, this movie uses that long-ago episode as a vehicle for making comments on Hungary's more recent period under communist rule. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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1985  
 
In a routine comedy with a few highlights here and there, three different but identical suitcases get mixed up with disastrous results. The first suitcase holds the loot stolen from a national bank and when the robbers bump into a tipsy musician on the street, they accidentally take his suitcase instead. This leads to quite a surprise when the piece of luggage is finally opened (by both parties), but circumstances get even more complicated. One of the thieves is killed, and after his body is put into an identical suitcase, the formula for total chaos is set. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
Andras KernPeter Andorai, (more)
 
1985  
 
The "enchanted" dollars in this routine, action-filled farce belong to a ring of counterfeiters who are trying to escape capture by the brawny head of the Balathon police force, Lieutenant Tiny (Istvan Bujtor, also the director). Lieutenant Tiny has appeared earlier in Hungarian films and so his rough-and-tumble treatment of criminals is a character trait that precedes his first appearance here. Many car races and fist fights (not always convincing) are interspersed with scenic views of the stunning Balathon landscape. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
Istvan BujtorAndras Kern, (more)
 
1984  
 
In this fast-paced satire, Ferenc Deak (Andras Kern) is a successful Hungarian writer persecuted by the police for reasons that are absurd, and his life goes downhill from there. While Deak is celebrating his most recent award (the Ovidon Prize for literature -- Ovidon is a contraceptive), the police crash his party and take him away to a tribunal where the charges of a murder committed in 1949 are brought against him. It does no good to note that he was born in 1950 -- the sins of the father, says the state, are not only visited on the son, but the son is a viable surrogate for the father's punishment as well. Social satire and spoofs of Hungarian behavior follow in quick succession as Deak's chances for escaping his unjust fate decrease with every passing minute. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
Andras KernGyorgyi Tarjan, (more)
 
1983  
 
Daniel (Sandor Zsoter) is a Budapest teenager of 1956. On the occasion of the Hungarian uprising, Daniel seeks escape, yearning for the freedom of Western Europe. His lifelong friend (Peter Rudolf), a reluctant officer in the Red army, deserts on behalf of Daniel. With his friend's help, Daniel is able to board the last train out to Austria; from this point forward, he's on his own. Daniel Takes a Train was the product of a kinder, gentler Hungary than that experienced by the protagonist. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Péter RudolfSandor Zsoter, (more)
 
1983  
 
The Hungarian Oh, Bloody Life reflects on the heavy emotional toll taken by the repressive Stalin regime. Dorotya Udvaros plays a young actress from a high-born family. The government bias against persons of wealth threatens to destroy her career before it begins. As a final blow, she is threatened with deportation. The exasperation inherent in the film's title is only the tip of the iceberg. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Starring:
Dorottya UdvarosZoltan Bezeredi, (more)
 
1983  
 
In this the third film about Lieutenant Otvos, writer and lead actor Istvan Bujtor has reprised his role as the gruff policeman in the Lake Balaton region of Hungary. In this story he is handling the case of a kidnapped German tourist, buried treasure, and a nasty band of criminals. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
Istvan BujtorAndras Kern, (more)
 
1981  
 
A tragicomic tale of friendship gone awry starts when the younger member of a stand-up comedy duo jettisons his older partner in favor of a mistress who will do just as well. The rejected partner is out for blood, and vows to kill the young twerp - a pursuit that introduces most of the characters, all of the chase scenes, and some very strange denizens of the theatrical world. ~ Eleanor Mannikka, Rovi

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Starring:
Andras KernDezso Garas, (more)
 
1978  
 
In this very dark comedy, the loss of a coat from a dance hall cloakroom sets off a frantic search which results in widespread death and mayhem. It is 1944, and the loss of the coat represents the family's loss of social standing, even during a time when everyone is suffering from the Nazi occupation. The whole family is called in to search for it, and a cross-section of the social chaos of the times is exposed during their search, which involves murders and more. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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Starring:
Erzsebet KutvolgyiAndras Kern, (more)
 
1973  
 
This Hungarian film follows an affectless old ex-convict around as he smokes endless cigarettes and reminisces with various people about his crimes during the second World War. In a concluding scene, no more dramatic than those which precede it, he kills a tavern-keeper he has been visiting, a man who had been on the opposite side during the war. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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1971  
 
This film is about film director Peter Bona, who makes films on a shoestring. To get his next production off the ground, he needs 10,000 Hungarian florins. He puts the touch on a number of people, with no success. However, he has an aunt, a hero of socialism, who is in town for the dedication of a street in her husband's name. He visits her apartment, and steals the money. Something about her captures his imagination, and he sneaks back and returns the money before it is missed. As he learns more about her, Peter's fascination with his aunt grows. ~ Clarke Fountain, Rovi

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1964  
 
This confusing political drama from director Zoltan Fabri stars Antal Pager, Emil Keresh, and Yanov Gvorbe. A crusading newspaper reporter covers the Soviet invasion of Hungary in 1956. Initially critical of the communists, the feature later espouses the virtues of the social changes implemented since the invasion. The title refers to the period of time the reporter spent interviewing witnesses to the invasion. ~ Dan Pavlides, Rovi

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Starring:
Antal Pager