This movie was honestly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. I don't want people to read this and think, "Oh, he probably just hates movies with subtitles." No, this movie is genuinely terrible. I have every bit of confidence that if this movie didn't have subtitles, it would be a perfect candidate for Mystery Science Theater 3000. The film consists of a bunch of nonsensical vingettes, which it tries to tie together with a murder mystery at the end. If you can make it through the first half of the film, the police work at the scene of the crime is so ridiculous it's worth watching (why do they never call for backup?). This movie is so putrid that it actually almost cycles back around to being amazing. Almost.