Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask (1972)
- Starring:
- Woody Allen, John Carradine, (more)
- Director(s):
- Woody Allen
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
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Woody Allen's in-name-only adaptation of the once notorious sexual reference guide by Dr. David Reuben contains seven episodes based on "helpful" questions answered in the book. In "Do Aphrodisiacs Work?", Allen appears as a court jester who uses a love potion to spark the erotic interests of the Queen (Lynn Redgrave). "What Is Sodomy?" stars Gene Wilder as a doctor who throws away his marriage, career, and position in the community when he falls madly in love with an Armenian sheep named Daisy. "Why Do Some Women Have Trouble Reaching Orgasm?" is a parody of stylish Italian films of the '60s in which a slick playboy (Woody Allen) discovers his wife (Louise Lasser) can climax only when they make love in public places. In "Are Transvestites Homosexuals?," Sam (Lou Jacobi) has his little secret revealed at a most inopportune moment. "What Are Sex Researchers Actually Accomplishing?" features John Carradine in a great parody of his mad-scientist roles as Dr. Bernardo, whose research into human sexuality has led to a fearsome mutation -- a 50-foot tall female breast! "What Are Sexual Perversions?" takes us to a broadcast of the popular game show What's My Perversion?, in which Jack Barry leads a panel of celebrities (including Regis Philbin and Robert Q. Lewis) in guessing the erotic obsessions of their guests. And "What Happens During Ejaculation?" takes the audience inside the body of a man in the throes of passion; The Brain (Tony Randall) guides the body's functions, with the help of his assistant (Burt Reynolds), while Allen plays a nervous sperm cell not sure if he can make the big jump. While the quality of the episodes is uneven, the best rank with the funniest moments of Allen's career, especially Gene Wilder's touching romance with the sheep ("I think we can make this work, Daisy") and the final sequence inside the male body ("What if he's only masturbating? I'll end up on the ceiling somewhere!"). ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 88 mins
Complete Cast:
- Woody Allen - Cowardly Sperm
- Woody Allen - Fool
- John Carradine - Dr. Bernardo
- Lynn Redgrave - Queen
- Gene Wilder - Dr. Ross
- Burt Reynolds - Switchboard
- Titos Vandis - Milos
- Oscar Beregi - Brain Controller
- Erin Fleming - The Gorgeous Girl
- Tom Mack - Football Player
- Stanley Adams - Stomach Operator
- Ref Sanchez - Igor
- Regis Philbin - Himself
- Pamela Mason - Herself
- Baruch Lumet - Rabbi Baumel
- H.E. West - Bernard Jaffe
- Elaine Giftos - Mrs. Ross
- Geoffrey Holder - The Sorceror
- Woody Allen - Fabrizio
- Woody Allen - Victor
- Anthony Quayle - The King
- Lou Jacobi - Sam
- Louise Lasser - Gina
- Tony Randall - The Operator
- Jack Barry - Himself
- Dort Clark - Sheriff
- Alan Caillou - The Fool's Father
- Sidney Miller - George
- Robert Walden - Sperm
- Jay Robinson - The Priest
- Inge Neilsen - Royal Executioner
- Heather MacRae - Helen
- Robert Q. Lewis - Himself
- Don Chuy - Football Player
- Marcy Goldman
- Toni Holt - Herself
- Director(s):
- Woody Allen
- Writer(s):
- Woody Allen
- Producer(s):
- Jack Rollins, Charles H. Joffe, Jack Brodsky
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R(Adult Situations, Adult Humor, Not For Children, Sexual Situations, Brief Nudity)
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