Dead Clowns (2006)

	Jeff B.

12 out of  14  people found this review helpful

Avoid this one at all costs. Everything about this movie is horrible. Only a few of the actors have any talent, and its very little at that. The sound was horrible, half the time you couldnt hear the dialogue. It wasn't really all that gory, most of the kills happened off screen. The only gory parts were the feeding and even that was amateurish. The plot was ... The pacing and editing were bad. There was no character development; the majority of the cast didnt even make a sound. One guy gets his arm chopped off and opens his mouth like he is screaming and you hear nothing. Another example of bad acting: The victims' reactions to the zombies. Moast of them just stand there with a blank stare on their face. They dont scream, curse, look dumbfounded. Nothing. I had trouble telling who the zombies were.

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	Nikki S.

5 out of  5  people found this review helpful

Why, Oh Why, don't I listen to other reviewers?????????!!!!!!!! THIS WAS HORRIBLE! Such a great idea though. Years ago, when a hurricane strikes a coastal town, a train car full of clowns for the circus that is coming to town, falls into the ocean because a towboat has struck a bridge pillar, making the bridge too weak for the train. Now, with another hurricane posed to strike the same town again, the long-dead clowns emerge from the buried car that no one has been able to find since the accident. How did this film go so terribly wrong? The acting is horrible, but not as bad as the writing. There is no excitement, no dialog, no ANYTHING. The people do not even scream when they are killed. Definitely NOT recommended - and this is coming from the woman who even enjoyed Back Woods, Woodchipper Massacre, Microwave Massacre, and Super Croc. It has to be just atrocious for me, a LOVER of low-budget horror flicks, to rate it this badly. Stay far, far away!

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	Joel C.

3 out of  4  people found this review helpful

This movie looks as though it was made by a group of college kids using Dad's camcorder. I cannot believe they put out crap like this on DVD. I saw the Lions Gate and said OK let me give it a shot, but unfortunately I ended up just fast forwarding just to see the ending and it also was horrible. Please don't rent this as some people may be inclined to say "maybe its so bad that its good?". This is not the case. I was very dissapointed. Well thats it for this stupid movie, I am going to my local blockbuster so i can get a real movie now.

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