Bryan Loves You (2007)

	Janet B.

4 out of  5  people found this review helpful

i only ordered this movie when i saw tony todd's name in the credits but this movie was terrible/awful/waste of time. the commentary sounded it was recorded in an alley. now i could watch tony todd read the phone book but even he couldn't save this mess. i fell asleep after only 15 minutes. i hope this great actor gets a new agent and soon.

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	Caroll H.

3 out of  4  people found this review helpful

I guess if you paid some attention there was some hype about the Cult of Bryan being a "real" cult. However, they failed to do anything to make the movie even remotely interesting. There were some relatively big names (Tony Todd and George Wendt) whose performances fell flat with senseless dialogue representative of the undiscerning script. The ridiculous warning at the beginning of the movie to turn away if you feel faint would be better understood to turn off the movie before 90 precious minutes of your life are wasted beyond belief. The whole story behind the Cult of Bryan is never really explained, nor the zombie like behavior, nor the mental institution scenes which seem to have little to do with the actual story. All of this culminates into the worst ending imaginable. Bryan does not love you and if you love someone you would not let them watch this dumb movie.

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	Bill C.

2 out of  3  people found this review helpful

Terrible, bad, horrible, waste of time, inane, stupid, ...............I could go on for hours if I just had enough words to describe how bad this movie is. Just plain terrible. Supposed to be like "Blair Witch Project" but is disjointed from the beginning, then add in some really terrible acting, bad script and some B-list actors and you've got a real stinker of a movie. Don't rent this, don't rent this, don't rent this.........I can't say that enough.

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