Kisses and Caroms (2006)

	Vince R.

1 out of  1  people found this review helpful

I wrote and directed Kisses And Caroms. I'm a first timer and I made many mistakes. Live and learn. So it's not the greatest movie of all time, but it has found an audience. Kisses And Caroms maintains around a 5 on the 10 scale at IMDB. Gigli maintains around a 3, and that was made for $54 million! We only spent $10,000. So in comparison, we've done a pretty good job. I didn't try to make myself look good in the Jacuzzi, like another review stated. It was a joke that apparently didn't land with that reviewer, but then, he didn't like Kisses and Caroms, so I guess my humor is lost on him. Also everyone credited in the movie, IS in the movie, I have no idea what that was about. The other reviewer is right I did write my own biography and plot outline on IMDB, but who else would do it? Remember we didn't have Gigli money. If anyone has any questions for me. I frequently answer them at the Kisses and Caroms IMDB board.

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	Ravi B.

3 out of  5  people found this review helpful

All the scenes in the movie are long and drawn out. The director tries to make himself look good by jumping into a jacuzzi with two older women (in the bonus features) and he credits people who weren't even in the film. He even writes his own biography and plot outline in IMDB. Minimal sex, comedy and nudity, but lots of bad acting. Don't let the banner, "Uncensored Director's Cut", fool you. That's the ONLY version.

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	Melody B.

1 out of  3  people found this review helpful

Boring....stupid plot (if thats what you call it), poor acting.

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