Connie and Carla (2004)
- Starring:
- Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, (more)
- Director(s):
- Michael Lembeck
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG13
- Category:
- Comedy
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Actress and writer Nia Vardalos, who became an overnight sensation with My Big Fat Greek Wedding, returns to the big screen with this gender-bending comedy. Connie (Vardalos) and Carla (Toni Collette) are best friends who've shared the same dream ever since they were teenagers -- making a name for themselves in the musical theater. However, after years of treading water on Chicago's dinner theater circuit and playing bottom-of-the-barrel nightclubs, the two are facing middle age with minimal career success. One evening after a performance, Connie and Carla have the misfortune of witnessing the murder of nightclub owner Frank (Michael Roberds) by low-level Mafiosi; the gals are seen by the shooters, and they hit the road in fear for their lives. Connie and Carla end up in Los Angeles, where they struggle to create new identities for themselves. After witnessing a drag review at a nightclub, they realize that even they have more talent than most of the men performing that evening, and they decide to pose as female impersonators in hopes of landing a gig. Connie and Carla's new act is an immediate hit, and soon they're the toast of L.A.'s gay community. But the women discover it's difficult to keep on fooling people into believing they're men, and things become even more complicated when the Mobsters discover that Connie and Carla are in Los Angeles. Meanwhile, Connie finds herself falling for Jeff (David Duchovny), a regular guy looking for his cross-dressing brother who can't understand why he's developing a crush on a drag queen. ~ Mark Deming, All Movie Guide
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 108 mins
Complete Cast:
- Nia Vardalos - Connie
- David Duchovny - Jeff
- Alec Mapa - Lee/N'Cream
- Robert Kaiser - Paul
- Nick Sandow - Al
- Robert John Burke - Rudy
- Mike Roberds - Frank
- Nicola Crosbie - Reporter
- D. Neil Mark - Crooked Cop
- Fiona Hogan - Natasha
- Charles Payne - Hollywood Policeman
- Danielle Woodman - Young Connie
- Gordon Roberts - Drummer
- Stephen Cottrill - Guitar Player
- Elaine Kliner - Snoring Woman in Airport
- Todd Oberg - Groove Thing Queen
- Ryf Van Rij - Cute Guy
- Douglas Baird - Cameraman
- Carl McDonald - Dressing Room Guy
- Linda Darlow - Connie's Mom
- Fred Keating - Man in Airport
- Don Ackerman - Super Fey Guy
- Toni Collette - Carla
- Stephen Spinella - Robert/Peaches
- Christopher Logan - Brian/Banana
- Ian Gomez - Stanley
- Dash Mihok - Mikey
- Boris McGiver - Tibor
- Babs Chula - Carla's Mom
- June B. Wilde - Woman in Airport
- Krista Rae - Mary
- Kristina Copeland - Botox Woman
- Bart Anderson - Man in Airport
- Guy Fauchon - Another Super Fey Guy
- Lloyd Nicholson - Pianist
- Douglas McLeod - Bass Player
- Chelah Horsdal - Botox's Friend
- Jay Williams - Groove Thing Queen
- Paddy Ma - Groove Thing Queen
- Brittney Wilson - Young Carla
- Kristi Angus - Woman in Crowd
- Gary Jones - Bartender
- Adam Harrington - Cute Guy
- Veena Sood - Mrs. Morse
- Director(s):
- Michael Lembeck
- Writer(s):
- Nia Vardalos
- Producer(s):
- Jonathan Glickman, Roger Birnbaum, Gary Barber
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- PG13(Drug Content, Sexual Situations, Adult Humor, Adult Situations, Watch With Your Teen, Adult Language)
- Categories:
- Comedy
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