This Is Not a Love Song (2002)
- Starring:
- Michael Colgan, Kenny Glenaan, (more)
- Director(s):
- Billie Eltringham
My RatingSynopsis of This Is Not a Love Song
A pair of desperate criminals attempt to make their way through the countryside in this bleak thriller scripted by Full Monty scribe Simon Beaufoy. Though ex-soldier Heaton (Kenneth Glenaan) seems fairly quick on his feet, that same certainly can't be said for his dimwitted sidekick, Spike (Michael Colgan), who accidentally shoots a farmer's daughter after the duo runs out of gas while driving through the rural landscape. Subsequently hunted by the vengeful Mr. Bellamy (David Bradley) and his bloodthirsty posse, the criminals make one last bid for survival in unfamiliar territory where the home team has a distinct and deadly advantage. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 88 mins
Complete Cast of This Is Not a Love Song
- Michael Colgan - Spike
- David Bradley - Mr. Bellamy
- Adam Pepper
- Chris Middleton
- Kenny Glenaan - Heaton
- John Henshaw - Arthur
- Keri Arnold
- Director(s):
- Billie Eltringham
- Writer(s):
- Simon Beaufoy
- Producer(s):
- Mark Blaney
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