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Ted (2012) Reviews

Ted (2012)
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A man wrestles with the lingering consequences of a childhood wish in this live-action comedy from Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. As a young boy, John Bennett wanted nothing more than for his beloved teddy bear Ted (voice of MacFarlane) to come to life. Incredibly, that wish was granted. But now that John (Mark Wahlberg) is all grown up, his boyhood dream has become a nightmare nuisance. Mila Kunis, Joel McHale, and Giovanni Ribisi co-star. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Mark WahlbergSeth MacFarlane, (more)
Director(s):
Seth MacFarlane
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R
Format(s):
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Kenneth M.

Mediocre comedy. I was really looking forward to this movie, and was there opening weekend to give it a go. I was sitting there, popcorn and soda in hand only to be met with lame cutaway gags and a teddy bear with a dirty mouth. I know the teddy with the dirty mouth was the plot of the movie, but I just feel there could have been jokes that didnt focus directly and only on that fact. All said and done, it is not a terrible movie, and I am not completely shunning it. I am just saying that I was expecting more. This movie is still worth a rent to check out.

Yes   |   No


Gaspar M.

In spots funny and also heartwarming fable about a boy with no friends who wishes upon a shooting star that his toy teddy bear could talk. And talk indeed he does. As time goes on he manages to impede the boy's love life and in the end a valuable lesson about love and friendship is learned by all. Good and entertaining performances by Mark Wahlberg, Milla Kunis and as the talking teddy bear..."Ted" Seth Mac Farlane who also directed and wrote the screenplay.

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Diana N.

loved this movie, would totally watch it again

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Travis J.

I mean, it's a talking teddy bear. It's a Seth McFarlane movie. I wasn't expecting this epic oscar winner. It was hilarious...just keep your expectations in check--it's probably not the funniest thing you'll ever see, but it's pretty darn funny. :)

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HECTOR M D.

Very funny movie. For anyone that is a fan of the "Family Guy" style humor, you will not be disappointed with this movie. It delivers, and you will be laughing a lot. All actors did a good job interacting with each other.

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Joseph S.

Probably the funniest movie I've ever seen. Will have to rent this to catch the other half of the jokes I couldn't hear because the audience was laughing so hard!

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Marvin P.

Just seen it. It was alright. The story was pretty predictable: One best friend is trying to be responsible, the other is immature and won't grow up (Ted), and is hindering the other one in life. A huge fight tests their friendship, something happens to bring everyone together, and there's a happily ever after, in the end. Definitely not the most original story, but it was fun. Ted never says anything too dirty or raunchy, so it's appropriate enough for teens. The movie, aside from being a little overhyped, is pretty much exactly what you'd expect, and nothing more. It's pretty okay.

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Kurt S.

Absurd and very raunchy, but quite funny.

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GREGG C.

Funny I hope, awesome I dought.Awesome Movies 1.Ben-Hur 2.The Magnifcent 7 3. The Great Escape 4. Bridge On the River Kiwi 5.Lawrence of Arabia 6.Forrest Gump 7. Jaws 8.Close Encounters of the Third Kind 9. The Godfather, part 1 and 2 10.Dances with Wolves 11.The Natural 12.The Sting 13.E.T. Now there is a list of so called AWESOME Movies.Again I really really hope Ted lives up to the trailers, fingers crossed Seth.Just watched TED,pretty darn funny Seth, I sure hope you can come up with another descent script, I want to see more of TED.And to all of the movie goers out there, TED does not use bad language, he uses FUNNY LANGUAGE, the way you would want your own talking stuffed bear too talk.Great job to the computer wizards who made TED seem real.Again, more TED please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doug H.

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    Kenneth M.

    Mediocre comedy. I was really looking forward to this movie, and was there opening weekend to give it a go. I was sitting there, popcorn and soda in hand only to be met with lame cutaway gags and a teddy bear with a dirty mouth. I know the teddy with the dirty mouth was the plot of the movie, but I just feel there could have been jokes that didnt focus directly and only on that fact. All said and done, it is not a terrible movie, and I am not completely shunning it. I am just saying that I was expecting more. This movie is still worth a rent to check out.

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    Gaspar M.

    In spots funny and also heartwarming fable about a boy with no friends who wishes upon a shooting star that his toy teddy bear could talk. And talk indeed he does. As time goes on he manages to impede the boy's love life and in the end a valuable lesson about love and friendship is learned by all. Good and entertaining performances by Mark Wahlberg, Milla Kunis and as the talking teddy bear..."Ted" Seth Mac Farlane who also directed and wrote the screenplay.

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    Diana N.

    loved this movie, would totally watch it again

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