Bitten (2009) Reviews

Bitten (2009)
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Lonely graveyard shift paramedic Jack (Jason Mewes) rescues a pretty vampire from certain death, and finds himself falling for her despite the fact that she can't control her murderous impulse to feed. The more intense their relationship grows, the more obvious it becomes to Jack that his first true love could also very well be his last. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Director(s):
Harvey Glazer
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R
Format(s):
DVD
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(28 member reviews)  


Member Reviews


LINDA F.

This movie was just awful!!!! Watch innocent blood if you like this kind of movie. That one was great!!!

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Megan C.

This movie sucked...aside from the cheap porno music throughout, there was next to no acting talent. Not to mention, the storyline was shallow. Don't waste your time on this one

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Katherine L.

This movie was beyond, lame. Bad acting, no plot, stupid ending , not scary at all, should be in the comedy section not horror. Dont waste your time.

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Rick W.

As a paramedic, this film is laughable on it's medical details. As a horror film fan, it's even more laughable as a 'vampire' flick. wished I hadn't even wasted my time watching it. Actually I didn't; I just let it play in the background as I was distracted by doing other chores around the house (that's how bad it was).

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Susan P.

a little too graphic for me

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Jack S.

Jay and Silent Bob are back! Well just Jay. Jason Mewes has the lead in this "oops my girlfriend is a vampire" movie. Comedic horror if you're in the mood. Some worthwhile rants in homage to Mewes' old Jay character.

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Edward L.

It was NOT funny as hell as one reviewer wrote (probably an investor). Horrible acting, bad music, terrible writing including the use of the "F" word every other sentence to make up for the bad writing. Wish I had read the reviews prior to ordering. I was fooled by the trailer.

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Renay H.

Plain out terrible & cheezy had to turn this one off. Usually will give them the 1/2hr test I couldn't make it w/this movie. Wouldn't recommend this to anyone. DON'T DO IT!!

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Andy V.

I did not like this movie. It did not flow well. Overall, I am sure it is not a bad movie- just not my cup of tea.

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Jared N.

This movie was funny as hell !!!

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    LINDA F.

    This movie was just awful!!!! Watch innocent blood if you like this kind of movie. That one was great!!!

    Yes   |   No

     
    Megan C.

    This movie sucked...aside from the cheap porno music throughout, there was next to no acting talent. Not to mention, the storyline was shallow. Don't waste your time on this one

    Yes   |   No

     
    Katherine L.

    This movie was beyond, lame. Bad acting, no plot, stupid ending , not scary at all, should be in the comedy section not horror. Dont waste your time.

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