Small Town Folk (2007) Reviews

Small Town Folk (2007)
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Three weary travelers are hunted by a clan of inbred psychopaths looking for a lady to carry on the family name in this backwoods shocker featuring Leprechaun star Warwick Davis. Few people have ever been to the tiny hamlet of Grockelton, and most who drop in are never seen again. Grockelton isn't on any official maps, and the only people who live there are the mysterious Landlord and his genetically questionable minions - chief among whom are a cockeyed marksman named Pooch and a gasoline-guzzling half-wit named Dobbin. The Landlord and his boys all reside in Beesley Manor, and the times when visitors come knocking are few and far between. When a pair of males accompanied by a lovely lady arrive in Grockelton looking for directions to the next town, the Landlord plots to make the men his trophies, and the lady his bride. Unless, that is, these three are smart enough to beat the nefarious Landlord at his own game. . ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Director(s):
Peter Stanley-Ward
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Sam D.

This movie is Dumb as dirt!!! It is stupid hard to understand British Horror! Only 2 characters are even scary, but they die real quick. It's The Hills have eyes in Brittan with Downs Syndrom!

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Jason W.

This movie had no pacing, or sense of any urgency. People die and you know you're in trouble when the villains care more about their kin and friends than the main characters do. The main characters repeatedly act so stupid and delay normal human awareness and reactions so much that you wonder who the real villains are in this movie. Skip this garbage, not even a guilty pleasure rental.

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Manuel C.

Someone actually thought they made a movie?? What in the world was this? Not even the efffects were convincing...

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Kathleen K.

i obviously didn't expect an amazing movie when i rented this. but what i didn't expect was that you couldn't even laugh at it anymore after abotu 5 minutes. the very beginning is so weird. you'd have to be on drugs to enjoy this movie i'm guessing. it's def. made for it ppl placed with weird backgrounds that don't fit, weird coloring i don't know but def. not a good movie.

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Angelia R.

Stupid Stupid Stupid Movie

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Joe B.

One of the top 3 stupidest, worst movies of all time!!!!

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Craig B.

This film seems far too impressed with it's own quirkiness to be entertaining. It tries far too hard and fails miserably.

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Michelle Derrick W.

This movie had the worst actors and the worst quality. To have been on the Upcoming Horror Movies list....We hated it!!! It was not even worth a Free movie. I need a refund.

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Adolfo E.

crap

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Ryan A.

WHAT THE HELL?

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    Sam D.

    This movie is Dumb as dirt!!! It is stupid hard to understand British Horror! Only 2 characters are even scary, but they die real quick. It's The Hills have eyes in Brittan with Downs Syndrom!

    Yes   |   No

     
    Jason W.

    This movie had no pacing, or sense of any urgency. People die and you know you're in trouble when the villains care more about their kin and friends than the main characters do. The main characters repeatedly act so stupid and delay normal human awareness and reactions so much that you wonder who the real villains are in this movie. Skip this garbage, not even a guilty pleasure rental.

    Yes   |   No

     
    Manuel C.

    Someone actually thought they made a movie?? What in the world was this? Not even the efffects were convincing...

    Yes   |   No

     
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