Monster High (1989) Reviews

Monster High (1989)
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When a monster named Armageddon (David Marriott) is sent to destroy earth, he begins at a high school, giving out appropriate punishment to a jock and a nerd. It's up to the good guy (Dean Iandoli) to defeat the monster by any means necessary. ~ John Bush, Rovi

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Director(s):
Rudiger Poe
Theatrical MPAA Rating:
R
Format(s):
DVD
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Average Ratings

(5 member reviews)  


Member Reviews


Chris W.

Well, I had a similar experience as the other reviewers, but I lasted 10 minutes and then passed out. During my morning workout I decided to let it play in the background. It's got ta-ta's, gore, comedy, 80's cheese and more ta-ta's - sounds great right? WRONG! This is over the top stupid humor, not even close to being funny. The gore is minimal, so that will not keep you intrigued. Ta-ta's are ta-ta's, so there's your 1 1/2 stars. If you love 80's trash/cheese, and are under the influence with some friends you might be able to weed your way thru this one. Overall, stay away.

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Tad D.

No name talent in a low budget movie, with an even worse plot. Avoid entirely if you're a fan of horror movies.

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Bill C.

Full 8 on the suck-o-meter. This movie really stinks and I think that the makers, producers, and actors even know it as well when making. Put this one out with the soiled laundry and get a better movie.

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Jeffrey H.

Watched about 5 minutes of it and turned it off. If I owned it, it would have ended up in the trash.

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Lisa J.

Waste of time. Like the review before I only saw about 5 minutes and couldn't stand to watch anymore.

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    Chris W.

    Well, I had a similar experience as the other reviewers, but I lasted 10 minutes and then passed out. During my morning workout I decided to let it play in the background. It's got ta-ta's, gore, comedy, 80's cheese and more ta-ta's - sounds great right? WRONG! This is over the top stupid humor, not even close to being funny. The gore is minimal, so that will not keep you intrigued. Ta-ta's are ta-ta's, so there's your 1 1/2 stars. If you love 80's trash/cheese, and are under the influence with some friends you might be able to weed your way thru this one. Overall, stay away.

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    Tad D.

    No name talent in a low budget movie, with an even worse plot. Avoid entirely if you're a fan of horror movies.

    Yes   |   No

     
    Bill C.

    Full 8 on the suck-o-meter. This movie really stinks and I think that the makers, producers, and actors even know it as well when making. Put this one out with the soiled laundry and get a better movie.

    Yes   |   No

     
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