Though he still has no fiancee, Drew (Drew Carey) has spent all his money on an engagement ring, leaving him unable to buy Kellie (Cynthia Watros) a birthday present. What to do? Simple. Drew fake-proposes to Kellie and asks her to pretend to be his bride to take advantage of a special promotional offer involving a weekend condo and a free TV. But the strategy falls apart when another guy in the next condo hits on Kellie. And back home, Lewis (Ryan Stiles) and Oswald (Diedrich Bader) are curious as to why one of Drew's cabinets contains a box sealed in gold and marked with the letter "F". Originally scheduled for February 7, 2003, this episode was ultimately telecast back to back with "Lewis You Can Drive My Car" on July 9 of that same year. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi