Artie Lange's Beer League (2006)
- Starring:
- Artie Lange, Ralph Macchio, (more)
- Director(s):
- Frank Sebastiano
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R
- Format(s):
- DVD
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Synopsis of Artie Lange's Beer League
An unemployed, alcoholic thirtysomething who still lives with his mother and can't seem to muster the motivation to turn his life around finds that all's fair in love and softball when his team is threatened with ejection from the league in a raunchy sports comedy starring Howard Stern Show regular Artie Lange. For the sluggers from Ed's Bar and Swill, the weekly trip to the local diamond is more about drinking and roughhousing than it is about such technicalities as hitting home runs and striking out the opposing team. When their favorite pastime is threatened by the ultra-competitive athleticism of the league's villainous perennial champions -- led by local gym owner and current mayoral candidate Manganelli (Anthony de Sando) -- this motley group of hard-drinking sportsmen must make one final push for the pennant and end their unprecedented losing streak if they hold out any hope of making it to another season. Ralph Macchio, Seymour Cassel, and Laurie Metcalf co-star, and longtime Saturday Night Live contributor Frank Sebastiano makes his directorial debut. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi
- Theatrical Feature Running Time:
- 87 mins
Complete Cast of Artie Lange's Beer League
- Artie Lange - Artie DiVanzo
- Anthony de Sando - Dennis Manganelli
- Jimmy Palumbo - Johnny
- Jerry Minor - Tim
- Michael Deeg - Alfonse
- Maddie Corman - Marilyn
- Michael Lisenco - Ump #1
- George Seminara - Shoot the Greek Barker
- Alex Corrado - Ed
- Karen Gilbert - Very Attractive Girl
- Gino Cafarelli - Dakis
- George Palermo - Manganelli First Baseman
- Jim Florentine - Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)
- Hollie Harper - Tim's Wife
- Bill Scheft - Championship Game Ump
- Natalie Twaddle - Hooker #3
- Lauren Hugnou - Hooker #1
- David Carney - Ump #2
- Rosalinda Sebastiano - Marie
- Armin Amero - Steakhouse Watier
- Nick Di Paulo - Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)
- Todd Barry - Creepy Guy Down the Shore
- Kamal Ahmed - Ump #3
- Dana Lorge - Gina's Mother
- Jim Breuer - Football Guy
- Ralph Macchio - Maz
- Cara Buono - Linda
- Joe Lo Truglio - Dave
- Seymour Cassel - Dirt
- Laurie Metcalf - Artie's Mom
- Keisha - Pitching Machine
- Frank Pellegrino - Gina's Dad
- Joseph R. Gannascoli - Giuseppe Primavera
- Matthew Gumley - Tommy
- Albert deGrasse - Ed's Bar & Swill Player
- Daniel Tay - Max
- Richard Duva - Ed's Bar & Swill Player
- Tina Fey - Front Desk Girl
- Joanne Joseph - Dirt's Wife
- Kristi Redford - Slap in the Face Hooker
- Maria Javier - Hooker #2
- Jared Burke - Ed's Bar & Swill Player
- Francisco Sebastiano - Dave's Baby
- Christian Sebastiano - Manganelli Second Baseman
- Erik Martin - Manganelli Catcher
- Jodi Lennon - Melissa
- Mary Birdsong - Rhonda
- Elizabeth Regen - Gina
- Louis Lombardi - Police Chief
- Director(s):
- Frank Sebastiano
- Writer(s):
- Frank Sebastiano, Artie Lange
- Producer(s):
- Artie Lange, Anthony Mastromauro
- Theatrical MPAA Rating:
- R(Drug Content, Nudity, Sexual Situations, Profanity)
- Categories:
- Comedy
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