La Femme Musketeer (2003)

La Femme Musketeer (2003)
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The legend of Jacques D'Artagnan (Michael York) gets a gender-bending update in this swashbuckling adventure from stuntman-turned-director Steve Boyum. Though legendary swordsman Jacques D'Artagnan's best days may be well behind him, he has schooled his daughter Valentine (Susie Amy) well in the way of the sword. Now it's time for Valentine to strike out on her own. With her father's sword and a letter of introduction to Commander Flint (Roy Dotrice), the eager young novice sets out to seek her fortune in Paris. Though a woman has never before been appointed the rank of swordsman, Valentine is determined to prove her worth by taking on a deadly mission to rescue the bride-to-be of King Louis XIV from a band of fearsome kidnappers, teaming with the sons of the legendary musketeers who rode with her father. There's more to the mission than meets the eye, however. After discovering that a mysterious stolen letter which could destroy the reputation of the king rests in the possession of the wicked Lady Bolton (Nastassja Kinski), Valentine is framed for murder and imprisoned by the venomous villain. Now it's more than a rescue mission, and in order to survive, Valentine must trust in the skills of her fellow musketeers to bring back the princess and bring Lady Bolton to justice. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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Starring:
Gérard DepardieuMichael York, (more)
Director(s):
Steve Boyum
Format(s):
DVD
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Synopsis of La Femme Musketeer

The legend of Jacques D'Artagnan (Michael York) gets a gender-bending update in this swashbuckling adventure from stuntman-turned-director Steve Boyum. Though legendary swordsman Jacques D'Artagnan's best days may be well behind him, he has schooled his daughter Valentine (Susie Amy) well in the way of the sword. Now it's time for Valentine to strike out on her own. With her father's sword and a letter of introduction to Commander Flint (Roy Dotrice), the eager young novice sets out to seek her fortune in Paris. Though a woman has never before been appointed the rank of swordsman, Valentine is determined to prove her worth by taking on a deadly mission to rescue the bride-to-be of King Louis XIV from a band of fearsome kidnappers, teaming with the sons of the legendary musketeers who rode with her father. There's more to the mission than meets the eye, however. After discovering that a mysterious stolen letter which could destroy the reputation of the king rests in the possession of the wicked Lady Bolton (Nastassja Kinski), Valentine is framed for murder and imprisoned by the venomous villain. Now it's more than a rescue mission, and in order to survive, Valentine must trust in the skills of her fellow musketeers to bring back the princess and bring Lady Bolton to justice. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

Theatrical Feature Running Time:
171 mins

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Director(s):
Steve Boyum
Writer(s):
Sandra Weintraub
Producer(s):
Tom KuhnFred Weintraub
Categories:
Action / Adventure
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    The Galloway F.

    We enjoyed this movie! It was exciting, indeed a stellar cast, and they used their talent. Family fare except for a moment here and there. Overall. we would say watch this one, and also watch where you need to edit.

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    Corinne M.

    A mostly stellar cast...wasted. The revisionist idea of a lady Musketeer in 1660 is preposterous, but, most annoying has to be the titular heroine's speaking voice: a ridiculous lower class Cockney accent wholly inappropriate for a daughter of D'Artagnan, especially when he is played by the stately Michael York. Grand locales, fine production values and veteran actors do not quite make up for the hokey, uneven script and drawn-out fight sequences--which may have been truly enjoyable if only the aspect ratio on this DVD release did not lock to full frame (when it appears that the original was shot in Scope). If you like a bit of swordplay and are stuck for a Saturday afternoon diversion, you may enjoy this, but, on the promise of such a fine cast, I found it disappointing. You're better off with any of Richard Lester's three rolicking swashbuckers (also starring Michael York as D'Artagnan), which have yet to be surpassed in the telling of those familiar Dumas tales.

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    Christian P.

    When we started watching, my gfriend and I thought we had seen it before, but we hadn't. I'm going to use the "P" word - Plagarism. They stole scenes from every other "3 Musketeers" movie and made it worse. Beyond homage. It was like watching the remake of "Psycho", only much more painful. I'm generally kind in my reviews. Spare yourself.

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