When Darrin expresses frustration over his inability to come up with a suitable slogan for the Caldwell Soup Company, Samantha offers to help. Worried that Sam intends to use witchcraft to bail him out, Darrin tells her in so many words to mind her own business. But has that ever stopped Sam before? Charlie Ruggles guest stars as soup tycoon Philip Caldwell. Written by Danny Arnold, "Help, Help, Don't Save Me" originally aired on October 15, 1964. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi